March Madness Contest Entry: Smurfnatural

Smurfnatural

Illinois

Dean was sleeping, whilst Sam was reading the newspaper and Dean was frightened by the incoming call.

"Who the hell is calling so freakin' early?!"

"It's 11 a.m., Dean."

"Still early.", he rolled his eyes annoyed.

"It' s Garth."

Sam listened to what Garth had to say and looked up to Dean after he finished his call.

"New case?", Dean asked.

"Yep."

"What is it?"

"Probably something you'd like."

"You sure Sammy?"

"Hundred percent."

"I'm all ear now."

Dean stood up from his bed, he walked up to the table Sam was sitting by and took a chair to sit.

"We have to break a curse. Gargamel's curse."

Dean opened his eyes widely: "What? Does this mean that we have to jump into smurf village, and you thought, I'd like to be a smurf? Are you serious?"

Sam nodded.

"No, no, no. You didn't."

"I thought that you'd die for being in Batman's world..."

"We'll take it, gimme more information, Sammy."

"Oh, wow...great...So Gargamel uttered a curse to be immortal. After he has killed all of the smurfs, he basically can turn into real life. The curse needs a living soul to break it. Only humans can kill him. The problem is, when we die in smurf village, we are dead. For real."

Sam took a sip of water from his glass.

"So, what does all this have to do with Batman?" Dean was shocked and nervous at the same time.

"To fight Gargamel, you need some superhero powers. Before we jump into smurf village, we'll go to the world of DC's superheroes through a portal."

Dean concluded that they need Cass's help to open the portals.

"He'll never come when I call him. I guess, Cass has a special thing for you. Maybe he's in love with you, Dean." Sam was about to cry out of laughter. He was imagining one human - one angel - gay couple, which was quite funny.

"Oh shut the fuck up, you son of a bitch!"

"Chill out jerk!"

"Don't call Dean a jerk." Castiel came from nowhere.

"Dammit, Cass! You are gonna give me a heart attack someday!"

"I am sorry Dean. I didn't want to scare you."

"Nevermind. Can you help us to open-.."

"Portals? 'Course I can."

"Super. Let's go!", Dean screamed softly out of happiness like a child.

Castiel opened the portal and all of them landed in the world of DC.

"Why do I have boobs, Dean?", Cass was confused by his new look.

"It seems that you are wonder woman, Cass."

"I feel very uncomfortable in this costume. This shows too much skin."

Both brothers kept laughing for three minutes straight, then Dean asked, what kind of superhero he looks like and as Sam told him, he turned into Batman, Dean almost freaked out, since he always wanted to be Batman.