One time I was walking around the walmart parking lot with my Big Fat cock out waiting for my Uber driver.
I saw a condom that had the Sacred Skeet Substance in it. I was about to do that one condom challenge where you put it up your nose then pull it out through your mouth and I was gonna film it with my CockPhone for youtube But my Uber driver took it and I was all like: Fucking Mad
So I pulled out my gun and shot his gas tank and the fucking car blew the fuck up
My Fat Throbbing Meaty Cock was still out and it got cold so I put it in the fire that came from the fucking car blowing the fuck up
Now my cock is mere ashes.
