Bnha Oneshots + chatfic

Bakusquad challenge Pt1/?

Yaoibitch: bitch is y'all alive?

Slep?: sadly yes.

StickyHands: aww did Denki wear you out?

Slep?: no the fucker fell asleep half way. So I gave up and showered.

Yaoibitch: Kizushshsisjsjsns

Yaoibitch: omg stop making her vibrate you bitch! —Jirou

Slep?: g a y ?

StickyHands: y e s i r

Slep?: depressed and nobody loves you?

StickyHands: just drink water~

Slep?: can I get uhhhh

StickyHands: B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A

Slep?: my boyfriend cheated on me

StickyHands: and I'm fucking E X P O S I N G him

HardDick: omg y'all on crack I can't—

Pufferfish: I agree with Ei

Yaoibitch: EEEEEEEE

AuxCord: STOP MAKING HER VIBRATE GAYS

StickyHands: actually we're doing you a favor- just like grab her hand and put it down below

AuxCord:

Slep?:

Yaoibitch:

StickyHands:

HardDick: y'all on drugs I-

AuxCord: IT WOSHSAIHA

Slep?: I remember when Denki used his quirk on me—

HardDick: in what way?-

Slep?: sexually.

HardDick: feels good dont it?

Pufferfish: EXCUSE ME WHAT

Yaoibitch: JEJSISISJSHSISJSHSJ

Slep?: yes- wait how tf do u know how it feels?-

StickyHands: I agree with Kiri it feels good- and there's a thing that's called Brojobs-

HardDick: duh-

Pufferfish: okay- well I'm single now-

HardDick: that's ight I have Kami and sero

Slep?: so y'all just gon snatch my man-

Yaoibitch: OMGDKSISJ I NEED TO WRITE A FAN FIC ABOUT THIS-

AuxCord: her fanfics are actually really good-

StickyHands: he been me man-

HardDick: ight we having a threesome

AuxCord: I have an idea- what if bakugou and shinso be together for a day and Kiri and Kami and sero be together for a day?-

Pufferfish: are u encouraging this?-

AuxCord: yes but u can't kill me cuz the couple that acts more like a couple wins and gets access to my room-

Slep?: I still have access anyways tho-

AuxCord: stfu u cat.

Slep?: ight- so we finna do the challenge or?-

Pufferfish: fucking fine.

HardDick: wait so does that mean our relationships are over for a day?

AuxCord: yep meaning u could fuck your partner for the day-

Pufferfish: I give u permission or whatever the fuck

HardDick: aww thanks I also give permission

AuxCord: also wasn't the sleepover on Thursday? It's Wednesday-

Yaoibitch: wow I must have missed a lot AND OMG KIRI AND KAMI AND SERO ARE DATING AND BAKU AND SHINSO ARE DATING OMG TYYY BB ILY

AuxCord: ilyt no problem I literally love doing this is actually fucking funny-
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The challenge was something random to throw in so yeah also I lowkey forget to write the sleepover thing so that's gonna be the next chapter!