Tendo: what a beautiful day in a beautiful park. I wonder why there's a bomb right in front of me
Tendo: oh wait, i'm supposed to be screaming guess i'll scream, AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Tendo: somehow i survived that blast and i'm not explaining how i did because the author is too lazy nazy.
Tendo: Huh what is that broken monitor thing? *walks up to it*
Tendo: Is this the wifi adapter that lets everyone use the internet? Why the fuck is this in the park (again the author is too lazy nazy to explain... deal with it, cunt)
Someone: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!
Tendo: what.
Officer: you have broken the laws and one of the most important laws of all time, YOU DESTROYED THE WORLD WIDE WIFI ADAPTER!!
Tendo: wha- no.. there was just a random bomb here and it exploded i-
Officer: do you think i would believe that obvious lie? (insert why u always lying meme here)
Tendo: well shit.
Tendo: *the wild tendo uses RUN BITCH RUUUN!!!*
Officer: STOP THAT MAD LAD!
Everyone came running up to Tendo to catch him
Tendo: Cheese-us Christ, guys me need epic help
Vee: oh sure we'll help we're your friends
Liya: yeah!
Bon: WE GOT HIM WE GOT TENDO, KILL HIM *alarm sounds*
Tendo: WHAT?
Vee: *demonic screeching*
Liya: *sharpens spanker*
Tendo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Later that night...
Tendo: everyone is trying to hunt me down...
Tendo: I know they can't survive without internet but why would they sacrifice me?
Tendo: wait.. what if i recreate the wifi adapter? Wait why the fuck am i even talking to myself? Oh yeah, so you guys can see how the story's going
Tendo: simple, i'll just buy one from satan's supermarket in hell
Tendo: *kills himself cutely*
Satan: ahh yes i would like a large pizza that is EXTRA THICC
Tendo: hey satan i need your epic help
Satan: what is it this time?
Tendo: everyone is trying to assassinate me because i destroyed the internet
Satan: wow you deserve dea-
Tendo: shut.. now gib me an epic wifi adapter
Satan: okay boomer
Satan summons Tendo back into the mortal world
Tendo: haha yes
JL: T E N D O . . . I W I L L S T R A N G L E Y O U
Vee: *epic demonic seizure noises*
Bon: *does something that is really gay gay and offensive*
Tendo: no.. *shows wifi adapter*
The weather suddenly turns into peaceful daytime and everyone goes back to normal again
Officer: *takes wifi adapter and puts it in a safe*
Officer: wow Tendo you destroyed the world and saved it again
Officer: for being such a nigga i will let today's l i t t l e i n c i d e n t pass by
Tendo: y e s
epic end
credits:
coding: joe mama
characters: epic jojo
coloring: dingus yingus
concept: boomer the zoomer
commander: oli zigzag
the end? No you big fat stupid idiot baka nigga it's not the end
eventually tendo ended up stepping on the wifi adapter and breaking it again
everyone: *demonicscreeching* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
Tendo: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
