Ahem! Before we start, I must say, well, this book is only—and I do mean only!!!—for keepers of miniature vampires. In any case you have found this book, you must immediately destroy it! Delete its existence! Dissolve its remnants! Send it to Space and into the blackhole! Anything!
You MUST NOT read past this page if you are not a keeper! And if you insist, the consequences will not be mine to bear, so keep that in mind. But if you are a keeper, I welcome you to your first time to cultivating a miniature vampire.
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EASY Guide on Cultivating a Miniature Vampire - Story Edition!
RomanceThis book will teach everything---from potty trainings to stealing from any blood banks---you need to know about how to care for a mini vampire with the most proper care! Read now!
