Humanstuck Gamzee x Reader (A Homestuck Fanfic)

((WARNING: NSFW

IF YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN 13, THAN I SUGGEST DON'T READ IT.

*whispers in your ear* it contains sexies *absconds*

SO IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE, DON'T READ IT! THAT IS ALL. ENJOY! cx

OH! AND BTW, YOU (READER) IS 18 IN THIS, AND YOU DON'T LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS HAHA

OKAY, NOW ENJOY! XD))

Bluh, of course it had to be TODAY that your best friend blew you off. I mean, she's done that before, but this time was different. You were already having a SUPER crappy day, and your mood matched it. Well, anyone else would probably say that you're over-reacting to today, but you're different. In fact, the only thing that was crappy about today was that your poster that you had been slaving away at for a few hours, just got destroyed by your "too cute" little doggy, Pluto. Don't mistaken that name for the dog on the infamous children's show, Mickey Mouse, because that's not who he's named after. You would never dream of naming him after a- well actually, you would, just to be ironic. But, you didn't, you named your dog after Pluto, the demon hound from Black Butler, your favorite anime. You love the serious animes, not the stupid ass little kid ones. So, you named your dog after Plu-Plu, that feisty little bastard is just like your dog. Your dog that just wrecked your totally awesome and ironic poster! Sigh, you're probably wondering what you were drawing, huh? Well, it was Slenderman and Pedobear skipping and holding hands in Slendy's forest while little kids are trapped in a giant cage behind them. ..What? You only made it to be ironic...And because it would be funny as hell. That was so going on your sealing...BUT PLUTO JUST UP AND FUCKING CHEWED IT UP!!! *rage* Sorry, you take a lot of pride in your drawings, and don't like them to be touched.You're quit good at drawing. It's your favorite hobby. Anyways, long story short, you're in a pissy mood.

You were supposed to meet your "best friend" at the movies, but she blew you off...again. You grunt softly to yourself as you wait by the entrance to the theater. You didn't even bother buying tickets because you know your "friend" too well, and you know that she's always blowing you off. You scan over the busy theater, looking for your "friend" You don't even confront her because you're too nice to say anything to her, and you just let it slide. Failing to see her, you sigh softly and turn around, about to head out when-Gyah. You bump flat into someone. Once you regain your composer, you realize that your pressing up against a tall dudes chest. "O-oh, sorry..." you stammer pretty red faced. You looked up at him and slightly gasped. Holy shit he was hot. HE IS HOT! And here you where, the awkward anime, and pie loving freak, pressed up against a hot guys chest. But let's not forget he's a stranger now shall we? You back away slightly. "It'S fInE sIs." Wow, his voice is low...and sexy. Your blush slightly darkens. He messes up your hair with his strong hands. "So, WhO aRe YoU hErE wItH sIs?" Why does he keep calling you sis? It's making you feel like what you're thinking about is incest. Ew. "Uh, I was supossed to be here with my, uh, friend?" "Oh, WeLl, WhErE aRe ThEy? HoNk." "Uh, honk? And um, I'm not sure..." "YeAh HoNk :o) AwW mAn, WaNnA sEe A mOvIe ToGeThEr?" "Uh, sure. And who are you by the way?" "AwW yEaH mAn :o) iM gAmZeE mOtHeR fUcKiNg MaKaRa, WhO aRe YoU sIs?" "I like your name," you smiled softly up at him. God, he's so tall and handsome. "I'm [your name]."

"CoOl NaMe SiS" He smiled down at you. He proceeded to take your hand, buy you popcorn, and seat you into the theater for The Lorax. You giggled when he bought the tickets for that movie. Once you were in the theater, he started fumbling with his jacket pocket. "What are you..." he cut you off with a "shhh". He pulled out some bottles of what looked like soda. Oh, so he brought his own drinks? Smart. "What's that?" you ask him. He looked at you with a smile and handed you one of the bottles. You looked at it's odd packaging with a name that you've never seen or heard of before."F-faygo?" How do you even pronounce that? "HaHa, YeAh SiS. iT'S fUlL oF mOtHeR fUcKiNg MiRaClEs HaHa! HoNk :o)" "Um, okay". You giggled again, and tried it. It was redpop, and it tasted goooood. "Wow, this is full of miracles haha, where did you get this? It's really good." He smiled at you again and said, "FrOm My MoThErFuCkIn FaYgO bUsH." That sent you into a series of giggles. Oh my, he's so funny. "HaHa WoW sIs, YoU sUrE dO lAuGh A lOt." He looked at you amused, and you suddenly felt embarrassed. "I wOnDeR iF yOu'Ll MoThEr FuCkInG lAuGh MoRe If I tIcKlE yOu." He had an evil grin on his face. Oh god no. You're super ticklish, and you would probably faint if he put his hands on you. Look at you! You're blushing just thinking about it! He proceeded to tickle your waist, sending you frantic, giggling like a mad woman and squirming in your seat trying to get him to stop. Luckily, no one complained about your giggling since the movie hadn't started yet. He started to tickle you with both hands now, making you squirm even more. You bit your lip trying to make yourself shut up, but you bit it so hard that it started to bleed. He stopped tickling you, leaving his hands on your wait. "Uh, SiS? yOu OkAy? AwW mAn, YoUr LiP." He looked at you concerned, before he pulled you close to him and licked the blood off your lip. You started flipping the fuck you in your mind, and blushing A LOT outside. "YoU tAsTe LiKe MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClEs SiS" He winked at you, and you just stared completely wide eyed and red faced at him. Oh look, the movie started, right on queue. "Oh, It'S sTaRtInG" He smiled at you and took his hands off you. Just as it started, you see your "friend" walk into the theater with a few random guys, swaying her hips in front of their 'hot damn' faces. Ugh, just like her. You quickly realize that you're being a hypocrite though, since you kind of did the same, well, as far as going to see a movie with a guy you don't know and proceeding to do an intimate act with him, ever though it wasn't on purpose. However, you didn't bring four different guys in here, and willingly start making out with them all at once! Ew, she's such a slut. And why is she even in the theater for The Lorax!?!