Shaggy was walking through his house. He walked down his hallway, his house always sounded the same. The creaking in the brown carpeted floors, and the constant sound of the neighbors blasting rave music, and raging over beer pong. Shaggy let out a sigh and sat on his couch to watch some Naruto. He made 46 bowls of instant ramen and waited for the add on netflix to end. He then heard his phone buzz his ringtone. He sighed and checked who it was from under the 17 layer of blanket. His disappointment stopped as he saw the call was comeing from scooby. His heart raced as he answered the call.
"Hey uh- buddy ol pall! Why are ya callin me at uh- like 2:36 in the morning?"
"Ruh- Raggy?" He asked quietly
"Ry hear Naruto in rah rack round, can ry come over and ratch it with you?!" He said, slightly salty shaggy didn't invite him.
"Uh- like sure scoob. I have some like, instant ramen!"
"Rokay!" Scooby said in excitement. The phone then beeped, scooby had hung up.
Shaggy blushed like a high school anime girl. He stared at the paused screen of Naruto. He questioned his exsistance, then sighed. (This is where most of the crack head shit starts, I'm sorry)
"Oh scooby senpai..." He said, sounding veagly of Ochaco Uraraka.
"W-why won't you ever notice me!?" He said, tearing up a little.
"Like hell- I even make you instant ramen!- is that not enough romance for you?!" He shouted and through the remote into a pillow. He felt hot tears run down his cheeks. He shoved a bowl of ramen in his face, he always ate when he was a sad boi. He heard a knock at the door, w-was scooby here already?! He couldn't see shaggy like this- a mess, crying into 38 bowls of instant ramen!
Shaggy got up and opened the door.
"REY RAGGY!" scooby yelled, he leapt at Shaggy and hugged him. Shaggy fangirled on the inside, scooby was so good with hugs...
"Like hey scoob" he blushed again "like let's watch some Naruto!".
They sat down on the couch, under the 17 layers of blankets. Scooby rested his head on Shaggys shoulder. He wrapped his arms around shaggy and looked up at him. Shaggy caught on and looked back down at scooby.
"Ruh...rey raggy..."
"Uh- yeah scoob?"
"Ran ry rask you something?"
"Uh- like...sure scoob?"
"Row rould you feel rif ry rid rhats ron reen right row...?"
Shaggy looked up and saw an add of a couple on a beach, kissing. Shaggy blushed hard, but he didn't risk anything, he couldn't miss a chance like this, it would never happen again...
Shaggy closed his eyes and kissed scooby..."ree hee hee hee" scooby laughed while blushing. "Ry rove you raggy..."
Shaggy was at a loss for words...
He smiled and kissed scooby again... (R.I.P Velma and Shaggys relationship. R.I.P Velma)
YOU ARE READING
scooby x shaggy [scooby doo x shaggy rogers]
Poesíathis is my first crackhead fic on here so please don't give me shit if it's bad. also...it is bad, and I'm sorry. Warning!: Contains smooch and Naruto. This is serious.