The Adventures of Jio The Kid and The Red Eye Gang

Chapter 1: The Cliff

The Sun was getting ready to set and the wind was quiet but present as a small bit of dust was kicked up from the sand. A man steps foot in a bar pushing the saloon doors wide open making his presence known he grabbed into his big old belt covering his big old balls and hooted.
"Ha, howdy there boys, get me a drink." He said as he slammed his ass down in the nearest bar stool.
"Whats your poison fella?"
"Heh, anything that can make the pain go away friend." He said soluemly. The glass was filled to the brim with a Smokey cloudy beer and amid across the table. The man caught the glass ingesting it in one quick gulp as it glided down his throat splashing into his stomach hard. He could help but let it out.
"Ahhhh, now that."
He paused for a moment to catch his breath trying not to cough like a bitch from the strength of the alcohol. He pointed at the glass waiting for his speech to return.
"Is some good shit. How about another?"
"Well I do live to please. Tell you what slide it back this ones on the house."
The man chuckled
"Now that has got to be my favorite words in the world."

3 hours later as the man sits in his stool shitfaced and down to his last couple of dimes.
"Alright sir we close in 5 minutes I think its time you head home friend." The bartender requested as he was cleaning the inside of a glass with a washcloth. The man barely able to stand stumble outside and smacked a girl right on the ass. He got bitch slapped and woke up on the edge of a cliff.
With another man having his boot on his head.
"Told you I'd find You."
"Look Red Eye I told you I'll get you your money don't get your panties in a twist without my dick dry humping them first ok?"
Red Eye stared up at him blankly.
"No! That is not ok! None of that sentence describes ok! Throw em over boys." He tossed Karter over first and then Jio catching onto a rock Karter caught the man.
"Don't let go!" The man shouted Karter stared at the man and then said.
"Jio I'm sorry."