Another happy day in Teletubbieland! Po and stinky blinky were face down in the grass, eating ass. Oh no, what harsh actions for the two tubbies!
Dipsy, that green bastard, decided to sort things out. He took his massive veiny green horn that laid upon his head and shoved it into (Edgar Allen) Po's moist wasteland. The red monster fucking exploded full of sticky owo liquid.
Tinkle Sinkle looked in awe at the sight and her face rushed. Dipsy cautionaryly stepped over to the horny purple bitch.
"Fuck time?" Dipsy asked in that stupid fucking baby voice. He let out a violent laugh and his boner grew even harder, to a massive 18 and one quarter inches.
"No." Tubby Wubby whispered. His face was not red out of horniness, but because he had a mild fever! He had a dry cough! And he had shortness of breath!
Tebble Webble quickly pounced on the green tubby and consumed all of Dipsy's length. Tev Bev closed her jaw and ripped the flesh off clean. She swallowed because spitters are quitters. As she rose she leaned forward and put her mouth on Dipshit's nipple. His single nipple. He only has one.
She suckled and continued to lick her way up to his face. Her lips hovered above his. A tense moment lay before them.
They closed the gap. Tangle Wangle coughed.
"Corona time!" She shrieked. Oh lord, Titty Witty had been working for the chinese government. Aw shit fuck!
LaaLaa had been watching this unholy scene from a distance. The world really has gone too far. A tear rolled down his face and his cocked his rifle. From his green hill he savored this last moment.
He lifted the rifle and shot all three in the chest. It had been done. He solemnly walked over to the crime scene. Their red, purple and green skin/fur all blended together. Fragments of their skulls intertwined. Their intestines slipped into one gooey pile.
"Tubby Custard..." LaaLaa gasped in dejection. He reached out his yellow hand and grasped the pile of blood and guts.
"Tasty snack?" He asked to nobody. He looked at the torn flesh in his hand. He brought it to his mouth. Just a lick. That lick turned into a nibble.
A bite
and a chomp.
He went back and furiously grabbed all the parts of his friends he could. He feverishly brought his hands to the bodies and back to his mouth.
Then there was nothing.
A he came down from the euphoria, he realized what he had done. Terror reigned on him. He looked up to the sky.
"SunBaby," He cried. "Please, save my soul, oh dear god what have i done, help me."
SunBaby looked down in pity.
"Googoo Gagah." Then he exploded. Everyone and everything was wiped out, never to be seen or heard from again.
