As you can see, the chapter title is way too long.
Here I go. Note: I do not actually write like this
Chapter ONe
AHH OMG
I SCREAMSED as I tripped over a banana peel. all my friends, Lucy, Julie, jelly, maya, Jenny, Bella, kendall, Maddison, tiana, Joyce, Clara, Dora, Nora, Abigail, and Sydney, screamed.
"OMG"
I was wearing a cute outfit. pink neon hello kitty gauchos and green tights. yes.
in class I grabbed my friend Courtney's headband. In gym I fell on my face in front of my crush! EMbarfassing!
Then When I slipped on the banana peel he saw! his name is Harry Styles. He is soooooo hawt. HAWT HAWT. apparently he sings. I think he should be on X factor.
I go home to my abusive parents. my daddy almost kill me!!1!!/!!2!2!2! so mean
I start to cut with my blade then slip and accidentally cut off my arm.
"good" says mommy
I go to the hospital and see a hot doctor!!!
when the doctor assigned to me is ugly I say "can I have the hot Doctor"
when I regrow my arm I go to school again
I see harry alone singing
I listen
"you don't know oh oh you don't know you're beautiful"
he must be talking abut me.
he spots me and blushes
"hi! that was amazing!"
I said
he smiled"I wrote it for u"
OMG TEALLY HE IS SO HAWTTTTT TOGAL HOTTIE
"OMG" I kissed him
later we slept together
then he cheated on me!!1!!1! so I went out with a guy named Orlando bloom. but he was cheating with Harry! so I dAted Zach efron and he taught me how to walk sassy you have to work it work it work it fierce!
then he got me pregnant and left me so I dated NASH Grier but he didn't like me since my boobs weren't big enough so I married Matthew Espinosa and we lived happily ever after and had a child when The condom didn't work well
THE END PLS VOTE
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What Not To Do In Wattpad
CasualeThis is my rant about all the stuff people do on wattpad. Please note I do not actually write like this.
