jojimil: shit wrong person, i thought this was som1 else haha
blandlettuce: all good i guess. btw don't i know you from somewhere? ur username looks familiar
jojimil: huh idk, maybe
blandlettuce: that's weird. how did you get my insta anyways?
jojimil: told u alrdy boss, i thought this was som1 else's acc
blandlettuce: riiiight.
i put my phone down on my desk and run a hand through my hair. who even is this guy? why do i recognize him in some weird way? i mean, i don't even know what the guy looks like.
one new notification!
i look down at my phone to see a new post by this "jojimil" guy.
it just seems to be a random monster thing?
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liked by maxmoefoe, jazblake, and 103others jojimil: papa bless!!! maxmoefoe: ur a fucking loser jojimil: @ maxmoefoe no u view all 67 comments
it seems to just be him fooling with his friends. i look closer into the picture and realize the background, being a abandoned pool in my area that everyone goes to smoke or to vandalize things. huh. so this guys near me? in my town? i went into his dms to text him.
blandlettuce: ur recent pic, ik where that is
jojimil: what? u mean background? the pool?
blandlettuce: yup. do u happen to live near salt lakeside?
jojimil: don't know, who's asking
blandlettuce: fbi seen
<><><><><><><> "god can you ever do anything right elaine?! all you do is fuck everything up, everything you touch everything you-" my dad continued to shout blindly at my mom. i slammed my door shut and quickly put my headphones in, trying to block out the noise and avoid a panic attack.
when people are loud and shouting like that it makes me very nervous, i shake and my hands get clammy, i sometimes cry, even, from the amount of stress.
i opened up instagram while blasting some of my favorite songs through my headphones. i see that "jojimil" has posted yet again.
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liked by maxmoefoe, jenzzie, and 20 others. jojimil: yeeeeeaaaaaahhhh! jojimil: also someone text me i'm rlly bored! maxmoefoe: nobody is gonna text you stinkie jojimil: @ maxmoefoe shut up max, ur the stinkie one ur clothes smell like fungus is fucking growing on it. maxmoefoe: @ jojimil smh 🤦♂️
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blandlettuce: ayo whats up
jojimil: hey, been waiting for a text from u, ur usually always asking me weird stuff. got me worried that u never texted me asking how long a groundhog lives for
blandlettuce: when i have ever asked you anything like yhat
jojimil: idk byt listen lettuce, idk ur name and u have no pics of urself on ur insta
blandlettuce: neither do you.. i don't even know your name either
jojimil: my name is literally joji wtf
blandlettuce: ohhhhh makes sense
jojimil: mhm.so what what do u look like mystery girl?
blandlettuce: idk, what do YOU look like mystery boy
jojimil: believe me, you do not want to see it
blandlettuce: who says
jojimil: me u fuckhead :|
blandlettuce: well i say that i do want to see it
jojimil: what if we just keep our identities hidden for now 😎 jojimil: and it can be like a game to figure out who's who jojimil: u go to dales university right? orrr no
blandlettuce: yeah, i'm gonna look out for someone who looks like they eat cheez wiz for every meal blandlettuce: but we should give some hints of what we look like? i have black hair and i'm really short.
jojimil: hm. i have black hair and look like i haven't slept in 3 years
blandlettuce: see u on monday then "joji"
jojimil: cya. night night "still don't know ur name"
