Тhe Life of Todoroki

The 'Without-Fail' Routine

This is everything that happens in Todoroki's day to day life without fail. He has much wiggle room for other activities, I am just here to cover the every day tasks.

Ah yes, every morning Todoroki wakes up at 3am. His alarm clock starts a' ringin' and he immediately shoots up. His eyes snap open with an audible crunch, and he gets out of bed. He walks out of his bedroom and grabs the hatchet sitting next to his door. Todoroki walks over to his fathers room, and hacks open the door. He crawls through the splintery wood and goes over to his fathers side. 93% of the time, Big Bad Flame is still sleeping. For 2 1/2 hours straight, Todoroki stares at his father sleeping. Most of the time he doesn't even blink.

When Endeavor's alarm clock rings at 5:30, that's Todoroki's cue to gET THE HECK OUTTA THERE.

Every morning, without fail, Endeavor is enraged at the state of his door. But with how low his intelligence is, he never remembers that the same thing happens every single morning.

He runs into Todoroki's room and yells, "SON, GET YOUR WORTHLESS BUTT OUT OF THAT BED BEFORE I SINGLE HANDEDLY CHOP IT OFF!" Then he storms out of the room and drives off to the wooden door dealership downtown. Every. Single. Morning.

Todoroki gets up and puts his clothing on his icy hot body before heading to the kitchen.

On days where he is out of his room by 6:00, he makes himself a good ol' bowl of spaghettio's and mayonnaise. He sits down at the table and eats his delicacy.

On days where Todoroki sits in his room and cries for an hour, he makes his spaghettio's and mayonnaise in a cup with a lid, and drinks it while he drives to school. 

When it's time for lunch, Todoroki always eats cold soba. In fact, it's so cold, it once got frozen to the back of his throat! Which he cured by warming himself up after praying to the gods of protection that his father wouldn't be alarmed.

Everyday after school, Todoroki has a hot ( no pun intended ) make-out session with Midoryia behind the Endeavor Agency. And every day, at exactly 4:22–JUST TWO MINUTES AFTER 4:20–, All Might in all his glory swoops down and carries Midoryia away saying "You can make out with that young whippersnapper later! Heck! Maybe even more! But now it's TRAINING TIME!" And Todoroki never questions it.

Todoroki walks home and dOESN'T TAKE HIS SHOES OFF, DRAGGING ALL THE MUD AND EARTHWORMS HE STEPPED ON INTO THE HOUSE. He wasks into his father's room and fREAKING JUMPS ON THE BED.

At dinner, Todoroki opens the fridge to find a freshly killed squirrel ( the only thing in the fridge ). His brother never fails to bring him one. Todoroki then grabs a slice of wheat bread and puts the squirrel on it. And with a prayer to the raw meat gods, he eats.

Whenever Todoroki gets hungry for a snacc, he grabs his favorite mug. It says "My father's tears" on it. He heads into his father's office and looks at him for a straight 5 minutes and 23 seconds before walking over to him. He then starts to make creations of ice. Right in front of Endeavor's eyes. Endeavor starts silently crying, being threatened. Todoroki then fills his mug to the brim with tears and sips it. He walks out of the room to the front porch to sit and finish the tears.

At 9:45, Todoroki gets ready for bed. He takes out each individual tooth, cleans it, then places it back in his mouth.

At 10:00, he heads over to his window and stares out it, while blinking once every 3 minutes. At 11:35 on the dot, without looking at the time, Todoroki heads into his 'slumber cabin'—it's what he refers to it as. It's really just a bed.

His dreams are filled with All Might and young Bakugou t-posing in front of Endeavor until he shrivels into dust.
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