»Handcuffed« | Jeverus/Snames Fanfic

Sitting at the Gryffindor table

lol im bored so im updating the book:)

Lily's POV:

"Sirius! Sirius!"I whisper-yelled."What?"He also whisper-yelled."Did you hear James and Severus got handcuffed?"I smirked mischievously, this'll help them realize their feelings for eachother.

"Yes,"Sirius rolled his eyes."Half of hogwarts knows."Sirius spoke.

"It'll help them realize their feelings for eachother!"I cheered quietly."Hm, you're right."Sirius smiled."Hey guys,"Remus walked up to us and I saw Sirius blush at him a little bit. He so has a crush on Remus.

"You have a crush on Remus~"I mocked Sirius."Shut up Lily!"He pointed at me."Woah, no poking me to death."I laughed.

"Oh hey Peter."I smiled realizing Peter walked up to us."Hey Lily, any plans?"Peter asked me curiously."I want to help James and Severus realize their feelings for eachother, so that's kind of a plan."I smirked."Oh. I thought James liked you and you liked James."Peter put his hands up in shock."No no, I don't like guys, I trusted you to know that."I raised an eyebrow.

"Oh, I didn't know."Peter nervously chuckled."It's fine."I said as I picked up a quill, a pot of ink, and a piece of parchment."What are you doing?"Everyone asked me looking at me like I was dumb."Um, writing to James of course. Doesn't he want to hear from us once in a while since he can't come into the Gryffindor common room anymore?"I rolled my eyes at them.

"Oh! Right! Can you read what you wrote after you finish writing?"Remus raised his eyebrow."Fine, why do y'all want to know?"I raised an eyebrow like Remus."Curious."Peter chuckled.

I finished the letter.

"I'm finished you idiots."I rolled my eyes."Read it!"Sirius joyfully shot his head up from his book.

Dear,
James,

I'm sorry you can't come into the Gryffindor common room right now. But I think it's nice that you got handcuffed to Severus, wanna know why?

Because it helps you guys get along, y'all need to get along! Please, I beg you. And, stop flirting with me. It's not going to make me like you, I like girls. Want me to spell that out for you?

G
I
R
L
S

GIRLS!

Thank you for reading this letter,

From,
Lily

Sirius laughed at when I spelt out girls, we all laughed."I can't believe you did that! You confronted his ass!"Peter burst out laughing."I-I know!"Sirius said between laughs, he was tearing up. Tears began falling out of all of our eyes because we were laughing so hard.

"L-Let me send the l-letter now g-guys!"I yelled between laughs, I couldn't stop laughing, my owl, Blinker came and snatched the letter out of my hand, a few minutes later we stopped laughing.

Severus's POV:

I fucking can't read my book because Potter was writing a letter to his dear girlfriend Lily."Are you done writing to you're girlfriend?"I yelled because he didn't answer me the first time I asked him that."For the last time, she's not my girlfriend, she told me she likes girls! I'm okay with that."James rolled his eyes before going back to write the letter.

In my mind I mimicked James.

'Lily Evans likes girls! How can I ever live without her?' I laughed at that, it was really funny."Why are you laughing, Deatheater?"James snarled, that made me stop laughing."I'm not a deatheater. I never will be."I quietly said.

After all that at dinner

"Which table."James scoffed before we walked into the Great Hall."Gryffindor."I answered, I don't want the other Slytherins bullying James."Alright, didn't think you'd want to sit at my table, that was easy."James smiled brightly going into the Great Hall."Hey James and Severus!"Peter said with his mouth full of food, that was gross."Um- hi?"I said, it sounded more like a question though.

I sat down beside James and we both got some food and started eating.

So uh, I started updating this last night and kind of passed out, sorry

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