The Amazing World Of Crackheads

2

I was belly dancing on live until my hoe ass momma,lemon drop, walked in.
"Momma I'm having a church service rn get out." I said
"Oh my bad praise the god."
Little did she know i was apart of the Illuminati but that's besides the point. I got on club penguin to do my school work. I'm just as smart as peaches btw. Speaking of her we cousins and she my idol. I went to the kitchen to make some dinner it was 8 am and it was Monday. It's was the first day of school but we don't got school today. I walked to Florida with my friends and went to McDonald's somehow that same bitch from yesterday was still alive after I beat her with my scooter. But Ian care that bitch head shaped like a bicycle seat now.
Omfg my bitch...
"HOUSTALTANAVEGAS!!!!!" I screamed. "Ian see yo ass in 4ever"
"pendeja, quien eres tú??" she said
Oh this bitch speaking African.
"OHHH U FROM CHINA?! my bad." I said.
"Ladasha." I said.
Her name actually spelt La-da but sum ppl just illiterate. " yo this bitch Chole stole my green card" she said. "omfg ur no American" I said. "I was born in Russia." She said . " omfg I thought u lived in The capital of Atlanta ur whole life"
I knew we had to shoot this bitch. I had got my nerf gun and my chainsaw. I had to get that green card.

We pulled up to Ukraine 🇺🇦 To get here green card. That bitch chole was standing all the was in Poland.
Ian feel like going over there so I let la-da get deported

Authors Note: Ian gonna lie, I got lazy asl with this chapter but chapter 3 gonna be better.