Here I am, sitting in this wizard office of the place I don't know of. He's looking into my eyes.
Me: so wizard, can you look somewhere else then my eyes
Ozpin: I need my coffee to FUCKING know why are you here
Me: I don't know, ok. I was masterbaiting and smoking weed then out of the the blue, I wake up in a forest.
Ozpin: ok then but who found you
Flashback
I was smoking weed and other stuff, then I pass out. DONT know why but I wake up in the red forest aka woman period blood forest. I was walking the down path then Conner of my eye I saw four girls. One white, I call her jizz girl, then one yellow I call her piss girl, one black I call her BIG TITS EMO GIRL then the last one. The red one I call her the period blood. Also they are right beside me so.
They were fighting these Grimm looking creatures that scared the shit out of me.
Ozpin: the shit out of you?
Me: BE QUIET BITCH IM IN A FLASHBACK!!!
so after they were done fighting I was trying to get away but piss girl saw me .
Piss girl: hey, you who are you
She saw me so I try to run away but she got me before I could move more then then two feet
Piss girl: trying to get away huh.
Me: yeah I am because I don't know what the FUCK IS GOING ON
Period blood: YANG what are you doing
Yang: nothing ruby I found a guy over here
Jizz girl: what do you mean you found a guy
Yang: I found a guy who looks like he having a panic attack
BIG TITS EMO GIRL: I guess we go over there
Jizz girl: I think so too
Ruby: let's go meet our new friend
(RUSSIA SONG STARTS)
Me: can you let me go please
Yang: no because you look like a disappointment
Me:great
Ruby: Blake tie him up because I think we need to ozpin
Blake BIG TITS EMO: I think so too, hey Weiss what should we do
Wiess: ALRIGHT let's go to ozpin
Me:THE FUCK IS A OZ!?
FLASHBACK ENDED
me: so that's how I got here
Ozpin: so TEAM RWBY capture you
Me: is that what you call them, jeez I know I should have kill that peta worker
Ozpin: I going make you join this school so have fun while your here
Me: THE FUCK IS A SCHOOL
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