Bnha Oneshots + chatfic

Bakusquad exposing 1/?

Yaoibitch: guys.

AuxCord: gays*

Yaoibitch: ur right-

Yaoibitch: gays.

Slep?: I heard gay.

Yaoibitch: you heard correctly—

Yaoibitch: anywho- I got tea~

GayChu: I heard tea-

Bondage: welp that secret lasted about 3 minutes-

Yaoibitch: no. It's not about that it's about  drunk Shinso-

Slep?: u bitch.

Yaoibitch: >:)

Bondage: :0 sPiLl

GayChu: *wanting to know both secrets*

Yaoibitch: so like at 3 am Shinso texted me saying "I wanna marry Denki so I can get 🅱️ussy 🅱️ops everyday" and I literally have that as my wallpaper- along with other things—

GayChu:🤡 I only 🅱️ussy 🅱️op on certain days—

Slep?: Ima head out now—

Bondage: I need holy water-

HardDick: your the authors favorite you don't need holy water.

Bondage: author?-

HardDick: nvm-

Yaoibitch: anywho-

AuthorHoe has joined the chat.

AutherHoe: I just wanted to pop in and say

AuthorHoe: Hanta your my favorite cuz your best boy and I love you that's all hoes bye bye~

AuthorHoe has left the chat

Bondage: I-

Bondage: I love who ever that was.

HardDick: she said she loves you more- I MEAN

yaoibitch: STOP BREAKING THE 4TH WALL MOMO AND IIDA CANT KEEP REBUILDING IT.

AuxCord: speaking about Momo-

SexualityChanger: 😒 bruh.

Yaoibitch: 😐

Bondage: I'm gonna say this once and only once.

Bondage: If you still like Momo, and want to go back with Momo. Just do it, don't play with Mina and her heart. Because, if I find out your cheating or your playing Mina, I will use a spoon to scoop your eyeballs out, and hang you outside.

SexualityChanger: he used punctuation-

GayChu: 😚✌️I will also electrocute you~

HardDick: I will call you. Unmanly. If you hurt my mother.

AuxCord: I don't like Momo.. I love Mina. I just wanted to drop tea that I heard about her into the chat- geez 😐

Yaoibitch: they were just joking bb-

HardDick: ok

Bondage: I totally was

GayChu: I wasn't 👁👅👁 eheheheh

Slep?: this makes me regret coming into this chat-

GayChu: *gasp* u regret joining the bakusquad?

Slep?: wait who said I joined-

GayChu: me-

Slep?: KSJSJSJSJSJS

GayChu: stop laughing you dickwad.

Slep?: sSJSJSJ YOUR VAPE PEN FELL DOWN THE WINDOW ONTO MONOMA SJSJSJSJJSJDJS

Yaoibitch: lmao-

Yaoibitch: wait monoma? Why was he out their-

Slep?: dats my bsf-

CopySlut has joined the chat

CopySlut: bitchhhh

Slep?: bitchhhhh

CopySlut: BITCHHHH

Slep?: BITCHHHHH

GayChu: wha-

Bondage: Denk u got replaced-

CopySlut: I mean-

Slep?: Denki my boyfriend. Nei my bsf-

CopySlut: REMEMBER WHEN WE KISSED EACHOTHER TO GET OUR FIRST KISS OVER SKSJSHS

CopySlut: WEONF CHAT NOO

Slep?: NEI U IMBECILE—

Yaoibitch: SISHSUSISUSH

GayChu: EXCUSE ME WHAT?

Bondage: everybody other than Denki, Mono, and shinso QUIET.

Slep?: wha?

GayChu: why didn't u tell me Neito was your first kiss?

CopySlut: we both kept it a secret for ages-

GayChu: shut tf up for a second thanks-

Slep?: I don't get why your mad-

GayChu: I'm mad cuz u lied.

Slep?: lied? About?

GayChu: u said you've never kissed anyone before me.

Slep?: I just didn't want u to know.

GayChu: I wouldn't judge u.

Slep?: I know it's just-

CopySlut: it's because I asked him not to tell anyone. I wanted that to be OUR secret but now this whole goddamn chat knows. And guess what you 1-A losers, I'm gay did u wanna know that to Kaminari??

CopySlut has left the chat

GayChu: I..

Yaoibitch: I'll call kendo-
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