Just Play the Fucking Game! (Maylor & Queen) AU

Uno- WELCOME WHORES!

**B.M.**

"Think about Bri! The fame, the money if of course, you're gonna win and possibly, you can finally get laid!" Brian's best friend, Tim encouraged him to join this new shitty reality show that's going to air in a month and a half.

Both men are in Brian's room, finishing some project that's due tomorrow for their summer science club. And the slightly shorter teenager keep bantering him for the past 30 minutes about this stupid reality show that he heard from his uncle.

Well, Tim's uncle works in a TV station where this show is gonna air and they're currently doing a casting call for it. "Tim, you've been asking or should I say, convincing me to go to this....fakery disaster that you call a reality show for the past hour now, you know?" Brian said, clearly annoyed by Tim and his bantering to the taller boy.

"You know what? I'm gonna do whatever it takes for you to go to that reality show, hell I could even do one of those shitty PowerPoint presentations that I used to do. I just promised my uncle that I can convince someone to audition!" Tim said, knowing his plan might work.

Brian sighed exhaustingly, almost done with the world's shit. "Oh why don't YOU go to that show instead of me? You know, since you always say that you're the hot one between us, right?"

"Well I don't want to be in a TV show where millions or even billions of people see me and have no privacy" The slightly shorter man responded back.
"That's EXACTLY why I don't wanna go there" Brian almost shouted back.

"Oh fuck it I'll be back in an hour, I've got errands to do for my mum. Bye Bri, just think about it." Tim said, already packing his small backpack, ready to leave Brian's house.

**F.M.**

"CAN'T YOU BELIEVE IT DEAR, WE'RE GOING TO HOLLYWOOD!" Freddie excitingly shouted at his phone to his not so twin brother, Elton.

"Calm down, Fred." He heard his twin chuckle from the other line of the phone. "Oh dear, don't pretend that you're not freaking out on the inside and planning on wearing the most extra thing you have." The elder said, knowing full well that his brother is gonna do exactly that.

Let's go back to 20 years ago. You see, Elton and Freddie are twin brothers or half twin brothers. Same dad, same birthday, same hour that they popped from their mums' uterus but different mums. Throughout their life, neither of them grew up with a dad. They never knew about this until both were celebrating their 15th birthday together, seeing both too are best friends.

When the news dropped, both teenagers don't know if they're happy and excited or creeped out by their biological dad.

Either way, here they are now, ready to audition in this reality show that Freddie heard of from his friend, Tim. And he was more than willingly going to audition with his brother. Meaning that they're gonna have a road trip to Manchester. And Freddie is literally jumping like he took a bath in coffee then drank it afterwards.

**R.T.**

"-The money!" Roger's mum exclaimed excitingly as she announces this reality that's going to air in half a moth on the TV station she works at.

Roger hasn't exactly been listening, which is a bad trait of him since he was small, what his mother has been saying to him for the past 10 minutes, except for the last two word that she said. He knows exactly where's this conversation is going and he wants Satan to kill him right on the spot.

"Mum, I love you and all but can you please give me time to think about this?" He pleads his mother. "Ok but Roger, honey, listen to me, if you win that money, all of our dreams are going to come true! It's £100,000 for God's sake, Rog and you can finally use your charm. Then you've got nothing to do during the summer so that's a plus, I guess" Yet the witch that he calls a mother, strikes again. As if they aren't wealthy enough.

So much for good parenting, no wonder why dad left you, he thought. He knows that his mother are using him and his younger sister to make money since they were kids. She used his sister to join pageants when she was little to win money. She used his sister again for her technology knowledge for her to create a scam that she now calls a business. Now it's the time she pass to her elder son the crown that was once his sister's. So now she's using him for his so called charms to win this stupid reality show. And yes, she's one of those Facebook moms that share and laugh at minion memes or as Roger likes to call her "mini Karen".

**J.D.**

Poor John doesn't know how to pay the half of his mum's upcoming surgery in 2 months. Both of them recently got into a car accident and fortunately, John is safe but his mom is not, she broke a few ribs and her heart weakened. So now he's screwed because he surely can't take another job. He's been working 15 hours a day with 2 jobs and is 17 years old so really can't do much about it.

But he saw this ad on a wall, behind a parking lot on a grocery store that there's a casting call for a reality show called "THE GAME" and could win £100,000. How original the title is he thought.

But that's all he need to pay entirely for his mum's heart and rib surgery (or maybe even more) and he would do anything for her to live. So now he's driving back home, that flyer still in his mind. Maybe he should audition for this casting call? Or maybe not. Besides who wants a shy, plain and invisible guy like John in their show? But he wants to take the risk to audition. Besides this show may not be worse than the Kardashian's or Love Island right?

**B.M.**

Tim finally returned after 2 hours to finish their science project. "So have you thought about it yet?" Tim asked, not really forcing Brian anymore.

"Well I've thought about it and I think it might really help me to expose to other people and to learn how to make friends." The curly haired teenager said calmly. "Plus I've got nothing to do for the rest of the summer and science club is about to end in a week so, why not give it a chance, right?" He added.

"HOLY FUCK REALLY?! Thank you Bri for not letting me down!" Tim exclaimed, tackling the taller. "And maybe you could find somebody to looove there right?" Tim added smugly.

**R.T.**

Kill me right now goddamnit, fuck me gently with grandpa's chainsaw please, why am I still alive? Am I too young to have an existential crisis? Are Roger's thoughts for the past hour since his mom told him about that shitty show. And he can't help but think all shitty things have got a good side in them right? The blond asked himself.

So to prove himself right, he rose up to his bed to grab his giant black notebook that's on his desk and wrote "pros and cons" in big, red ink and messy but legible calligraphy. He wrote on both columns;

Pros: away from mom for a month and a half, maybe a shag or two or 69, maybe i could buy myself my dream car since 10 yrs old if i win, no chores, no mom and no mom.

Cons: ....lol idk fuck it i'll join

*3 days later*

Auditions are finished and closed and three people, who they presumed to be producers and directors, called them to come on down to a room. There are at least 15 people with different ages in the auditorium.

5 of those people includes John, Roger, Brian, Freddie and Elton and every single person in that room are really nervous on why do they got called in the auditorium.

Suddenly, a girl with short, curly hair entered the room with a sad look on her face and sighed. "Bad news guys....you all got picked for the new reality show so WELCOME WHORES!"