The First and Only Chapter ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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by personguy47

by personguy47

I was walking along the edge of the swamp biome when all of a sudden, I saw the player in the distance! I suddenly filled up with rage as I walked over to where he stood, and I could feel myself about to burst. It hurts to know that I need to explode in order to kill the player and fulfill my duty, but it must be done. The life of a creeper is not an easy one.

Wait a minute...is he wearing a PewDiePie skin?¿? And his name...oh my lord! It's PewDiePie himself! THE Felix Kjellberg was standing right in front of me!!! I couldn't kill him...I just couldn't!

Instead, I walked up to him, fearing that he would get scared and run away. However, I was in for a surprise. Pewds turned around to face me. Oh lord, what a guy. He had been chopping down trees, and was dripping with sweat. It made his epic merch stick to his rock-hard abs and his sexy face glisten in the light of the setting sun.

Pewds looked me up and down with hungry eyes, licking his lips. A devilish grin soon appeared on his face. He bent down to pick me up bridal style, and I knew my life would soon be over. He was going to kill me. What was I thinking? I'm a monster. He kills monsters. It would never work between us.

He leaned down and whispered something into my ears softly, and my heart stopped. "Can I brofist you in the arse, senpai u///w///u?" The words sent shivers down my spine, and I instantly got wetter than your mom in the spring.

"O///w///O, yes please daddy," I said. This was it, the peak of my life. I'm about to be screwed by my daddy felix owo.

Our breaths got heavier as he put me back on the ground. He bent me over by my neck, and then traced his rough fingers lightly down my back to my tight and buttered bootyhole.

(*regretting writing this, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk ( T ʖ̯ T)*)

I gasped when I felt a hot, wet presence tickle my tight poopyhole. Daddy was licking my entrance owo! But then, I had to shriek because I felt his sexy muscular fist enter my poopoo. I was suddenly sent to a separate plane of existence, where all I could feel was pleasure. All of my cares were long gone. I never wanted it to stop!

"A-ah~! Felix-chan! Don't stop!! D-didgerido me in the a$$!!!" Just then, I let out a final shriek as we both reached our peaks. I felt his sweet fist nectar fill me up, and we were both panting as if we had been drowning.

Just then, I felt a searing pain start from my neck and overwhelm my whole body. That little p*oopypants! He chopped my head off! Oh well. Ya win some ya loose some.

***The end.

Author's Note:
DHEHHSBWHSJDHSBSHBSJWV EVEHEHEVEVVEHEBEHEUDU21IWJEJDBXJXJKDOWIWU3637IENDIW9SWUWY2Y29RIJDJDJDJDJ I'M SORRY

(Also, yes. He came through his fist.)