The Demon's lair: Matelkos's POV

Chapter 1, Pillars in the sky

Hi, I'm Matelkos, the best demon in hell. I am currently writing this after the war and MAN do I have a story to tell. Let me begin..

I was sitting there, on my porch, just sipping on some Japanese coffee I stole from the mortal realm. I put on my shoes and went to buy a few things to cure my boredom. I arrived back home, ate some food and fell asleep. As soon as I woke up, there was a white light over the King's mannor. I jumped off my porch and observed the light, that's when giant white pilars came down from the light. Next thing I knew the light expanded over the town and MORE pilars came down, I ran and took cover in my basement where I felt safe. Well, turns out I was almost fucked in the ass by a piece of glass, which ALMOST hit me.

The pilars stopped raining down after 20 seconds, I climed out of basement and instantly noticed the town was completely destroyed. "What the fuck! My house!!", I looked over and it was the richest demon in hell. His house was hit by the largest pilar (other than the pilar that hit the mannor).

Everybody pointed in the sky and I looked, only to see white streaks of light in the sky fly into the mannor, eventually crashing into it. I was suprised, it's been thousands of years since we've had a war, well, that's according to Hell's history. All the demons in the small town watched in horror. I've never seen anyone so horrified in Hell before, so It's quite suprising.

I'm not surprised by what happened though. I knew this would happen one day and today is the day. It's been a few hours since the pilars came down and people were scavenging for resources like Elephant Seals looking for mates. My mind was calm for the most part, I could've died but I didn't. Although I am a demon, I am not NEAR immortal, same goes with other demons.

I walked into the forest to the Lava Lake that I like to hang around when I'm REALLY bored. Now you may be wondering, "Matelkos, why are you not TRAUMATIZED from the events that just happened?", truth is, I really don't give a fuck about this place. I just care about my coffee. I sat there for a bit when another bright light appeared in the sky.
"Ah shit, here we go again.."