A stupid persons plan to survive in an unknown magic land

Prologue: To a different place indeed ..

     The day started out like any other in my home place state as sweaty as balls Arizona... now don't get me wrong this place isn't all bad it can just be mostly mundane except for the occasional ass whole customer... yeah thats right i'm just you average joe cashier my job at my local grocery store pays well enough to pay for my shitty but not too shitty apartment one bedroom /bath  with small ass kitchen with a stupid microwave that always under cooks my food sometime ,but besides that.. I can at least say I'm a fairly attractive cuddly type person ,great face maybe at least thats what I've been told if i put in the effort a bit with make up(meh) but otherwise im pretty.....ish. But whats a girl to do(sarcasm) anyway my eyes are a stormy blue to hazel depending on lighting and what shirt I wear that day ,my hair color currently is what ever color I feel fancy with ,currently its just auburn right now but Im thinking of maybe dying it blue or green (natural hair is brown)maybe if I can afford it next month...

  But thats not what your after your probably thinking why the hell isn't  she getting to the story... erm I  mean get to my adventure ... yeah well i'm getting to it no need to bitch. Any way we start our story on my day off ........  tomorrow cause fuck I'm tired ... I'll tell you my story of trying  and failings to blending into a world I clearly don't belong in,...a world that we've only dreamed of but none have heard of The realm where giants the size of small mountains roam, dragons, mythical  creatures told in tales of old ,fairy's etc, you name its probably there.... including ass whole elves with giant sticks up there butts......................................

.................................................. youll know what I mean later though if i don't get strangled in my sleep.... by said asswhole(elves😑)....