Leone Abbacchio's Bizarre Adventure

The meeting

It was 4:20 when Abbacchio awoke. But let's go back a little to when he fell asleep.

-12:30 am-
Abbacchio has fallen asleep after a long day. And was slowly drifting into a dream.

-12:33 am-
In the dream the darkness started to slowly disperse to show trolly Haven where Jim Pickens, his sons Shrek and speedwagon stood. "Hello again my dear child, I have something to discuss with you." Jim Pickens said, while offering Abbacchio a bottle of corona light with a hint of lime. Abbacchio asks what the holy Jim Pickens needs to discuss about. Jim Pickens and Speedwagon say in union "Dear edge lord we give you the power to travel through different anime series. And your mission is to turn the weak willed into believers of Jim Pickens and turn them into one of several categories such as Karen, eboy, furry, always angry, always annoying, etc." Abbacchio was confused. "Now go depart on your mission, we have faith in you. May the holy Jim Pickens be with you. Amen." Shrek says as Abbacchio is transported out of Trolly Haven.

-4:20 am-
Abbacchio awoke and quickly sat up. Sitting still in shock he mutters "What just happened? Anime?" And continued sitting there for the next 5 minutes rethinking his like decisions.

-4:25 am-
"Luckily I am a weeb in disguise, that is probably why the holy lord Jim Pickens chose me to do this task." Abbacchio said to himself. Next to him he saw a piece of paper that has nothing on it other than the words "Blend S". He had watched that series before but he had no idea what to do to get into the anime or who the "weak willed character" is. He stuffed the piece of paper in his pocket and decided to forget about it for the time being.

-4:40 am-
Abbacchio went to go get breakfast but saw Giorno in the hallway and when Giorno looked at him and was about to speak, Abbacchio dashed back to his room and tried to sleep again.

-10:30 am-
Abbacchio woke up and went to get food. He saw the regular scenery for Team Bucciarati, Fugo stabbing Naranchia with a fork, Giorno turning kitchen utensils into butterflies, Bruno sipping tea, and Mista reading a magazine and criticizing the number 4. Abbacchio sat down and said "Mista pour me a cup of tea" however as soon as he said the word "tea" he was seemingly transported to another place.

This is the start of Leone Abbacchio's bizarre adventure.

To be continued...