this is my first day at a new school
I'm really scared my stomach guts are all over the place tee hee
I put on loona while I took a shower and got dressed
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I pulled up to school in my tiny Prius
it felt like everybody was looking at me, i had the sudden urge to poop my pants
my face flushed when i seen a big booty hottie walking by
he looked SO hot >///<
then i seen some random thottie walk up and kiss the love of my life
grrrrrr i was so angry at her
i pulled out my Glock and started blasting
or at least that's what i wanted to do
i couldn't get in trouble on my first day
the random person was all up on the pruple colored hottie
-----class time----
i take a seat by a window only to be approached by the guy who was kissing my pruple
"you're in my seat ugly!it's disgusting!"he shouted i looked at my feet
everyone was looking at us even my pruple man, I really have to poop now
"gordon it's not that big of a deal let's go sit over here"
"no thanos!!look at this ugly mutt!" i couldn't take it anymore
i pooped my pants... in front of Thanos!!