MomoJirou Oneshots [Fluff, Angst and Smut]

"I was wondering..."

"Hey Kyoka!" Momo said smiling at the petite girl.

Kyoka smiled back, "Hey Momo!"

"So I was wondering..." she trailed off, "You know what the word phallus means right..?" She asked shyly.

Kyoma freezed on what she was doing and looked at the taller girl in the eye.

Momo held her hands up, "I was just wondering what you think about them?"

Kyoka calmed down and sighed. She looked away and put a finger on her chin and closed her eyes.

"I really don't think about those."

"Really?! Why not?"

Kyoka shrugged, "I prefer a pussy than a long rod stuck inside me..."

Momo blushed immensly.

Kyoka took a glance, "What? It has more taste than a phallus!"

"H-have you tried it before..?"

"Yes! It has a sweet and powerful taste." She said in a matter of fact, "Especially after they cum. That's when the juices all fall out..."

Momo covered her nose with a hand feeling the sudden rush of blood to her nose.

Momo shook her head violently, "With who?"

Kyoka turned into a blushing mess, "W-with um... with," she cleared her throat, "With Ochaco and Tsuyu..."

"WHAAT?!"

"IT WASN'T LIKE THAT! I WAS JUST HELPING THEM OUT!"

"YOU DID A THREESOME?!?!?"

Kyoka looked at the taller hirl in the eyes and smirked, "Why? Wanna try it out?"

And with Momo fainted.

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I don't know why I wrote this...