Firestar and Graystripe: *clawing at a The Owl Tree* It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday
Not your normal, average everyday
*the tree falls*
Tigerstar: Sounds like someone felled the old Owl Tree
Firestar, Graystripe, why'd you do this to me?
Firestar and Graystripe: The world feels like it's i-in loverly!
Tigerstar: Go away before I harm you bodily! *throws sticks at Firestar and Graystripe*
Firestar and Graystripe: This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me.
There'll be hunting, decorating, and plenty of snow
Firestar: Hey, Graystripe, who's that under the mistletoe?
Tigerstar: *under le mistletoe* What, who, me? Would you look at the time, I should go! *runs off*
Ashfur: Kitties seem a little more brotherly
Brambleclaw: *hands deathberries to Ashfur* Here's a special something to you from me!
Ashfur: -.- *throws the deathberries away*
Firestar and Graystripe: Even all the trash, on Christmas it smells so sweetly!
Lionfluffeh: *sniffs the deathberries* Mew!
Firestar and Graystripe: This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me!
Firestar: YADALADALADALADALADALADALADALADA
LADALADALADALADALADALADALADALADA
Tigerstar: What do you want? Can't you see that I'm busy?
Firestar and Graystripe: Step outside, we've got something for you to see
*ShadowClan camp is covered in pink unicorn wallpaper*
Tigerstar: Firestar, take this stuff down immediately!
Firestar and Graystripe: Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree! *throws burning chestnuts at Tigerstar*
Everybody: Tonight things are as good as they seem to be
Bluestar: A star on top will complete all the scenery! *jumps on top of a Christmas tree*
Everybody: This Christmas feels like
Harrykit: *pops up* THE VERY FIRST CHRISTMAS TO MEEEEEEEEE! *runs off* Ahahahaha...
Everybody: This Christmas feels like
Harrykit: *pops up again* THE VERY FIRST CHRISTMAS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *explodes*
NEXT SPOOF IN THE COUNTDOWN: Frozenpaw is ELSA? :O
Q&C: I'm not the only one who sings, at the top of le lungs, "THE VERY FIRST CHRISTMAS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" while listening to this song, am I?
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FanfictionHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...
