It had been maybe a day or so since we had gotten Fallen and Karma from Zalgo. They, as well as Schere, had been staying at the mansion. It was just like old times. Expect for the fact I was gay and BEN and Fallen weren't making out or fussing over how much they loved each other. Oh, and I had finally told Fallen about BEN and me. Good thing to, it was litterly eating me alive. (Fallen and I had told each other everything ever since we were 3) She was perfectly fine with it.
Anyway,
I lay across BEN's lap, my feet laying on Masky, which was kind of pissing him off. Were chatting about nothing in particular. But of course, it was interrupted. Jeff walked into the living room, holding multiple bottles of beer. "Wanna get wasted?" We all glaced at each other before stupidly agreeing to Jeff's idea.
3 Hours Later
We were all drunk as hell. BEN was rambling something about his dick, Fallen was trying to lick Jeff's face, (which Jane had poured eggnog on because reasons) I'm pretty sure LJ was trying to rape one of Fallen's proxies, Bloody Killer, Masky and Schere were shoving their-masked- faces into plates of cheesecake, and EJ, Sally, Slendy, and Karma were passed out. "HOODIE, YOUR FACE, I LIEK DAT SHIT!" Venom, another former proxy of Fallen shouted. "JACKET (What we call Venom since she has such an obsession with Hoodie) YOUR MOUTH! SHUT DAT SHIT!" He shouted back.
She nodded and started a conversation with her bottle, named Preston.
I got bored, and started to do the first thing that came to mind
*(Its Same Sex By Macklemore, BTW.)*
"When I was in the 3rd grade, I thought I was gay. Cause I could draw. My uncle was, and I kept my room straight. I told my ma. Tears rushing down my face. She's like "Ben, you've loved girls since before pre-k." Tripping. Yeah I guess she had a point, didn't she? Bunch a' stereotypes all in my head. I remember doing the math like, "Yeah, I'm good at little league" A proconcived idead of what it all meant about those who like the same sex.
Had the characteristics
The right wing conservatives think it's a decision
And you can be cured with some treatment and religion
Man-made rewiring of a predisposition
Playing God, aw nah here we go
America the brave still fears what we don't know
And "God loves all his children" is somehow forgotten
But we paraphrase a book written thirty-five-hundred years ago
I don't know"
Fallen joined in, singing the next part, " And I can't change
Even if I tried
Even if I wanted to
And I can't change
Even if I tried
Even if I wanted to
My love
My love
My love
She keeps me warm
She keeps me warm
She keeps me warm
She keeps me warm
BEN joined in, " If I was gay, I would think hip-hop hates me
YOU ARE READING
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ФанфикTicci Toby always thought there was someone for everyone, everyone except him. That is until he realised his Pri- I mean Geek charming has been sitting right in front of him for quite a while. How blind is that douche bag?!