Hi my name is Sam and this is the story of my first time meeting 5sos
I wake up from my mom yelling "SAM WAKE YOUR FAT ASS UP AND GET DOWN AND GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING BREAKFEAST."
wow. BETCH.
I go down stairs and eat the food. then I go to another sucky ass day of school.
When I get to school I try to avoid contact with everyone. I have about 8 friends. Go me.
1st hour sucks balls.
2nd hour sucks ass
Don't even get me started on FRICKING 3rd hour well okay blah blah blah.
Then after school my friend Bri comes up to me and is flipping out.
So I asked "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
"WERE MEETING 5SOS TOMORROW AND YOUR COMING WETHER YOUR SORRY ASS WANTS TO OR NAHHHHHH."
I started flipping out too.
"NO FUCKING WAY" I said
Then I went home and called her to find out all the details.
It's in Los Angeles and were in San Diego, not that far I guess. Good thing it's Friday. If it was a 'school night' my mom would say no because she's all about my grades, which im already failing math and she's a pissed off mofo about them.
Then I took a shower. Ate dinner and went to bed.
I wake up to Bri jumping on my bed screaming "SAM GET YOUR LAZY ASS OUT OF BED WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOW SO WE CAN GET THERE BEFORE ANYONE HURRY UP OR IM LEAVING YOU"
Then I say "JESUS CHRIST STOP SWEARING MY MOM WILL FLIP TITS IF SHE HEARS YOU!!!" I whisper yell.
About 1 hour later I'm ready and we are about to leave.
"You ready?" She asks.
"HELL YEAH!!!!" I said
"Bye mom" I yelled from the front door
"Bye ass" she said.
Wow she's a bitch sometimes.
