Flawed :||: Kyle Brofloski x Reader :||: South Park Fanfiction

Chapter Five

Kyle was shaking as he stepped off of the bus. He nearly fell on his face when Cartman shoved him with his huge stomach.

"Move, Jew!" He yelled at him as his feet hit the concrete.

"Kyle, it's gonna be fine, dude. You've been in worse trouble before." Stan assured him, helping him regain his posture.

"I don't care! I don't want to be in trouble at all! Do you have any idea what my mom would do to me if she found out I committed breaking and entering??" Kyle whispered to him.

"You're worrying too much. Nothing's even happened yet." Kenny shrugged as the bus pulled away. Just as it drove out of sight, a beautiful, brand new Tesla pulled up to the school. They stared like a deer in the headlights as the fancy girl stepped out of the vehicle and pulled her bag out behind her.

"Have a good day, Dad!" She called in her faint German accent before blowing him a kiss and shutting the door.

"Get down!!" Kyle said before shoving himself, Stan, and Kenny behind a nearby bush.

"Wh- Kyle!"

"SSHHHH!!" He urgently hushed Stan as he watched the girl walk up the steps to the school.

"You're overreacting, dude." Stan told him quietly.

"No I'm not! If she sees me, I'm done for! I-I have to avoid her seeing me all day." He said. Kenny rolled his eyes and picked him up by the hood of his orange jacket.

"What are you doing?!" He questioned him.

"I'm going to give this bitch a talking to. And you're coming with me." He said as Stan came up behind them.

"No way, dude!! Stop!!" Kyle exclaimed, pulling away from him. Kenny didn't let go, leading into a very noticeable wrestling match. He continued to pull on his hood as he ducked down, trying to get free from his grip. They span in circles.

"Uh... guys!" Stan said.

"Stop!!" Kyle yelled, ramming his body into Kenny's legs. He let go as they both fell back, but as Kyle stood up a free man, Kenny slapped him lightly in the face and grabbed his shoulder and hat.

"Ugh- Kenny! I said stop!" Kyle told him, trying to push his parka away by planting his hands in his face. Kenny continued to grab his hair and grip his clothes.

"GUYS!!" Stan yelled, making them pause and look up. Y/n stood at the top of the steps, watching the commotion. When they all locked eyes with her, her face went cherry red and she rushed inside the school.

"AAGHH!!" Kyle yelled, jumping off of him.

"Nice going, ginger. We lost our chance." Kenny said as he stood up.

"Are you kidding?! She saw me, dude!! She knows I'm here! She's probably going to the principal right now!!" Kyle panicked.

"Not if I have anything to say about i-" Stan caught Kenny by the arm before he could run after her.

"Dude! Give it a rest!" He told him, making them both pause. He grabbed Kyle with his other arm.

"Whatever happens, happens, you guys. If she wants to run off and tell the teachers, fine! Even if she didn't know you're here, you're gonna get in trouble eventually anyway." Stan told the boy with the green hat, making him frown.

"And you're not going to try to interrogate her in front of the whole school either, jackass. You forget that she's a dumb girl." Stan told Kenny, making him grumble something under his hood.