The Big Sea (Fantasy stuck)

Boat Ride

===> Be the older bro.

You are now the older bro and you are so gonna force you lil' bro to go to that boat ride.

"Mornin' lil' man" You say as you wake him up.

"What is it?" Dave groaned.

"Get ready Dave cuz' we're going on a boat ride." You state then leave. You then hear a soft growl from the room and smirked in victory.

You then met with a drinking Lolande.

'Holy fuck, shit, no!' You thought as you can smell the alcohol.

'Calm down Dirk. She might not be so drunk.' (Hehehehehehe...)

'Holy fuck the author just laughed. I am so screwed!'

"Who the fuckwart are fu...u...you.." She said a little tipsy. (A little??? I'd say it's a fuck lot! Hehehe sorry bro... XD)

"It's me bro." You said in a calm tone. Inside you are like freaking out and is about to get the shit out.

"Wait just a minute you trespassing bastart...bastard!" She said as she walked closer to you and you are so fucking screwed.

She stared at you for what felt like years. Then let out a fit of laughter.

"Pfff... hahahaha"

"What the fuck?"

"I'm not that drunk Dicky... Dirky. You should've seen your face." The Lalonde flashes a smile and took a gulp of martini.

"Anyways, where are we going for the boat ride?" You asked.

"Nowhere really. The boat ride will last for hours and then I will go back to business with my lovely voldka."

You got a little freak out by this but shrugged it off in a heart beat.

"Cool." Was all you said before you walked out of the room.

====> Dirk, be Rose.

You are now Rose and you are chatting with Jade about the boat ride.

"I am so excited!" Jade said rather cheerful.

"It is just a boat ride. It isn't really that big in the adventure scale." You said while reading my dark arts book.

"But still! It is always fun going somewhere with friends. :)"

"I guess I can't argue with that logic." You say as you smiled a little.

"I hope Dave won't be too cool to enjoy."

"I think he'll enjoy in what he say..." You rolled my eyes at his immaturity. "Ironic way."

"I guess that is true." Jade chuckled lightly at that statement even I manage a small laugh.

===> Rose, be the immature boy.

Hahaha very funny author. Ikr XD

You are now Dave as he lays in his bed sulking because the mean author is being a bitch. (Am not!)

"Gosh!" You shouted as you got ready for the dumb boat ride.

It's not like that you hate to go, it might be ironically fun but what are you going to do there? Watch the vast wide oceans for hours? Even you think that is stupid in the most unironic way.

You sigh then go out. 'Oh, whatever superior being out there who can change this boring boat ride then please do so. I don't care what will happen but as long as it can get my heart pumping I don't fucking care!'