It started out as a regular, warm and windy day. It was a big day for me today, well... for my toes at least. And yes, you're probably thinking 'why is it a good day for your toes?' - but here's why.
A few weeks back, before I got my sandals I was a lonely, unloved, unwanted being with toes only liked in some way by old Jim... I was a nobody. But one day, I got sandals! My toes were beautiful then, everybody loved them. Sally the Moomin even decided to make a magazine cover about them! Because of this, many toes looked up to me but one pair of toes... one in particular... - it just stood out. Without a doubt I was in love, the way the toe hair ripples in the warm breeze, the way the nails shined in the sun. The toes were perfect. What made it more perfect was that those toes belonged to the one and only Jojo Siwa and the she even asked me on a toe date with her!
So yeah.. that's why it's such a good day for my toes today, because that date is right now!
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