The one where the choir gets sold to One Direction

Chapter Eight: The Game

We woke up suddenly, gasping for air as the sun shone onto our tanned, glistening skin. We quickly looked around and realized that we didn't recognize where we were. We were in the middle of a round field surrounded by woods on all sides and a large raised platform in the center. One Direction was lying on the ground next to us, still unconscious.

Where the fuck are we? We asked ourselves. It feels like we've been asleep for over a year, but surely not. Why would anyone take a year long break from anything?

We looked up at the sky to cloud gaze until One Direction woke up, but something was wrong. THERE WERE NO CLOUDS!!! We didn't know what else to do. Oh and also the sun was gone. Hang on.... We grabbed Taylor and threw her into the sky, not expecting her to hit anything; however, she slammed into a ceiling about ten feet off the ground and died on impact.

"Shit." We said out loud. "We're in a huge dome. It's like the Hunger Games (TM) or something."

"Watch your language, luve." One Direction said, sitting up and holding their head, "We're the only thing that gets to defile that pretty little mouth of yours."

One Direction smirked as we blushed and our mouths dropped open in shock. Taking that as an invitation, One Direction went to unzip their pants, but we quickly stopped them. "We can do that later. We have to figure out where we are first."

"WELCOME TO THE HUNGER GAMES!" A loud voice boomed. It sounded like it was coming from a speaker somewhere in the ceiling.

"God damn it. Not this bitch again." Sean groaned.

"Hey! You didn't use the trademark. You're not allowed to call it that!" Mackenzie screamed furiously at the Hand God.

"FUCK!" She yelled, followed by the sound of frantic typing. "uhhhh...... WELCOME TO THE... malnutrition... event?..."

"That just sounds like we haven't been eating enough protein, but okay I guess." We muttered. Suddenly, One Direction lunged at Jamee and put her in a chokehold.

"IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!" They cried as they snapped Jamee's neck. They threw her lifeless body to the side and started to walk towards us slowly. "Just hold still, this will only hurt"

"Hang on! What are you doing. I don't think there's any prize for winning."

"Oh, sorry about that." One Direction apologized. "It's just that the last time we were in the hunger games we barely made it out alive."

"You've been in the hunger games before?" We gasped, our sapphire peepers wide with shock and surprise.

"Of course we have, luve. What, did you think we just decided to break up the band for no reason?"

"Well no, but we thought you guys just wanted to pursue your own careers. That's what all the media said."

"Those bloody bastards. What really happened was..." And then burst into a song that was basically just a monologue of what happened sung on one note the entire time. We decided to sit down, because this was taking a while.

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Meanwhile, in a shady RV outside of the dome, the Hand God and their assistant had muted the sound so they didn't have to listen to the band's grating singing.

"You know, it's just not the same without Liam." sighed the Hand God.

"I feel you there." Nate agreed. "Oh, I forgot to ask, you never told me your motivation for hunting down the choirs. Like, we all know they left me for dead after the whole nic incident, but what did they ever do to you?"