Florida Man chugged down the 12th can of Bud Light. He barely saw the other 12 pack sitting at the other side of the living room through the dark as the light of the TV glistened against the cans.
Australian Man sat next to him, equally as drunk. "H-hey dumbass can you go over there get those, I don't feel like getting up" Florida Man said, slightly slurring his words.
"Eh I don't really- hic- feel like doing that..."
The Aussie was quite tired and nearly about to black out.
"Well then, I know we were both drinking Bud Light so..." The Floridian said before staring at the floor for a few seconds, processing wether he should make this decision. "Fuck it, it's better to try" he thought.
He grasped the Australian's hoodie and kissed him. Australian Man was quite startled but not mad at all. He quite... enjoyed it?
The Aussie grasped Florida Man by the shoulders and pulled him closer, deepening the kiss.
The Floridian's body tensed up for half a second as he felt their tongues touch. He put one of his hands on the back of the Aussie's head, and the other on his hip. The two made out passionately for about ten minutes before the Aussie accidentally leaned too far forward and fell on top of the Floridian. "Holy shit Flori I. I'm fuck-" Australian Man said nervously as the two men made awkward eye contact "No no it's fine actually," Florida Man said as he moved his hands to hold the sides of the Aussie's face, "KEEP GOING!"
The Aussie's face turned red. "Gosh I," he paused. Five more seconds passed as he gazed nervously at Flori, who was smirking at him.
"Well, if you really want me to" he said, gaining a little bit of confidence.
His hand shook lightly as he grabbed on to Florida Man's towel.
He pulled it down quickly and got fucking startled.
"Damn, it's THAT BIG?!" He said, quite flustered as he looked at the Floridian's hard cock. Florida Man grinned at him and pulled his shorts off. Australian Man growled at Flori and spread his legs apart. He bent down and started to suck the other boys dick.
Florida Man softly whimpered and patted Australian Man's head.
Every fucking second of the sucking caused the Floridian to shake and shiver even more.
"Oh my fucking god Aussie I'M---" he tried to say before he was cut off by a massive twitch as he came in the Australian's mouth. Australian Man lapped up the cum and got up, spreading the Floridian's legs a little bit wider. Florida Man let out a loud, high pitched moan as he felt the Aussie's dick go up his ass. Flori started to pant like a fucking dog. "Ah, daddy~" he moaned. The Australian was startled but he kept going. He liked being called that.
Florida Man's moans became louder with each thrust.
Ellis Dee was sitting outside but could still gear the two men getting it on. She decided to be a fucking dumbass.
"YEAH GET THAT DICK FLORI! WOOO!" SHe shouted. "Watz a dik?" Tonsils said looking up at her. She didn't answer, so Tonsils didn't think it mattered that much and went back to huffing paint.
"Babe they can fucking hear us" Flori said. "Look I don't give a shit and you shouldn't either mate" The Aussie said before starting to thrust again. Florida Man moaned and cried as he was aggressively fucked.
"Oh fuck... AUSSIE!" He shouted as he hit his climax.
Australian Man started to shiver and pant.
"Holy shIT!!!!" Florida Man screamed as he ejaculated on the Aussie's chest. The Australian came right after him.
"Thanks honey" Flori said as the two put their clothes back on.
They got back on the couch and Australian Man draped a blanket over them. He kissed his husband on the cheek, running his fingers through his dark red hair. "I love you very much" he said before they began to cuddle, and drifted into a peaceful, warm sleep.
