Obama Cares

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Katz was in the hall sulking like a handsome manbaby when suddenly a golden ship docked at the hall, it was PBat sailing in from Wakandia. PBat saw this and went up to his brutha and said "why do you look so down?" Katz said "It's because I found out I have a long lost brutha." PBat said "that's wonderful, who is it?" Katz looked at PBat and said "It's...... You would not believe me....." "Just tell me" PBat said. "It's..... Steven." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" PBat said. Just then super Obama flew into the earth and the ground shook. PBat said "you're here!" Obama said "don't worry my fellow citizens, I Obama, am here to right these wrongs." Using his super president powers Obama changed Steven into the brother of Sly and the world explodede and everyone died. Ghost PBat and Katz said "Thanks Obama." Obama said "I now am the president of the Ghost World and can serve another two terms, my plan worked. Now you two kiss because the American and maybe not all, I mean not all the people from the stream are from America but let's just pretend they are. Sorry. Now kiss because they want it." So Ghost PBat and Ghost Katz kissed I guess and everyone in the stream said "Thanks Obama!" And everyone died. Again.

THE END.

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