Title

How I became a psycho-fucking-path

Hello! My name is Title, just title, nothing else. Don't ask! I am 32 years old in cat years. Meow!!! Scratch, scratch! But, secretly I've always dreamed of being a dog. My family loves cats so they have always referred to my age in cat years. I'm a lazy bastard, that loves to play with yarn all day and watch birds out the window while drooling. Squirrel!! I know what you're thinking; why would such a friendly guy such as myself ever be considered a psycho-fucking-path? Well I'll tell you what THEY say.

It all started while I was walking my bitches. They needed exercise. I don't like fat bitches, as TI said, I don't want no mediocre bitches. Anyway, enough about my poodles, Cocaine and Crack. Then some biotch walks up to me and says in the most ratchet voice ever. "Yo bitches is cute as hell, can I take some pictures for some cat catalogs" It was at this moment that I knew... this bitch was fucked up. She was my first victim.

Shout out to Pookie!! She was my first, y'all.

So what had happened was, I tied my bitches to the nearest tree and turned back to this ratchet hoe and said in these historical words-pass them down to your kids, 'Bye, Felicia" And this bitch said, "But my name, Pookie." Then I killed her ass with a bullet to the head from my brand new purple pistol.

Of course the police came and got me, cause since Pookie was my first, I didn't know how to dispose of her ugly ass wide ass, don't get me started, stank ass bitch ass hoeing, body. So the police took me to the station, and after a whole lot of stupid ass questions, they diagnosed me with some type of psychosis shit. The cops wanted me in jail but the doctors said that since I was mentally ill I could murder the inmates. So they let me go and put me on some nice ass drugs that are supposed to make me less fucking crazy. Cause I'm so lightskin I realized I could kill any nigga and blame it on my illness. That gave me an idea. Kill every nigga or caucasian that got in my way. And that's how I became a psycho-fucking-path.

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*If y'all asses read this shit and don't vote or comment, then y'all lame as fuck. -N