War with rodrick heffley: A love story

As i wake up i smell the sweet smell of sapp from the sapp tree growing next to my window. I hear the birds singing and chirping, and i saw 2 bullfrogs jumping around my window-seal.

"Ahhh", i sigh in relif.

I loved the new house. And the thing that made it better was that my mom(Cinthya) said that today, we were going to be welcomed to the neighboor hood. So that basicly ment that we would get cupcakes or brownies!

"Jesse hurry up and get ready they'll be here very"-, just then my mom was cut of by the door bell.

"....Soon...", she shrugged.

I dragged my feet downstairs, walking like a zombie past the kitchen, and groaning like i was frankenstien. I went to bed around 2:00 am last night watching a pretty little liars marathon.

"Get the door", i moaned.

My mom answerd the door slowly. There stood about a 30-ish couple, A toddler, A teen, and a boy around 13 or 14.

I hid behind mom. I was SORTA shy... Until i saw the boy who was about my age.

"Hi im susan and this is: Frank, Manny, Greg, and Rodrick", she said as she introduced her family.

"Hi im cinthya and this is my daughter Jesse", she said pulling me closer to them.

"Oh well she's very pretty, Is She your only one?", she asked.

"Oh no, she has a brother in collage but he's not here today", she said sadly.

When his mom said i was pretty RODRICK smirked like he dissagreed with his mom.

I glared at him and he glared back. He was cute, but him bieng a douchebag like that, forget it!

"HERE", snarled Rodrick as he subbed the plate of brownies at me.

"Easy honey", said susan.

"Well we came to welcome you

to the neigboor hood, And i also wanted to ask if you can babysit the boys?", she said as she smilied.

"I have to go to work.... but JESSE could...", she said looking at me.

I didn't want to dissapoint anyone i had just been aquainted to, so i said yes.

"Thank you Jesse", said susan.

"Oh you can call me "Jess", i suggested.

"I'll remember to..oh! and it's going to be at our house k?", she assured.

"Okay let me get my bag", i said happily.

"BUT MOM! im older that her cant i just stay home alone", whined rodrick.

"*Cough,*cough! WHINER! Erm! sorry just had a little WHINER! stuck in my throat...", i said smirking at rodrick.

*At their house......*

I was sitting on their couch when Greg came up to me and sat next to me

"Hi Jesse... Sorry about Rodrick,", he said.

"I know, he sorta a jerkwad", i said sourly.

Just them Rodrick came in and glared at us.

"... and also can you help me on my history asighnment"?, he asked.

"Shure, i actually have an A+ in that class so i think i can", i said.

"suuuuuure", said Rodrick sarcasticly.

"I bet i'm smarter than youll EVER be", i snarled.

"...But i bet you can't even beat a drum.. Do you even know what drum is?", he taunted as he stuck his drumsticks in his pocket.

Well thank you for an idea little drummer boy, i knew i had to prove him wrong. So i stood up. I sprinted after him and grabbed his drumsticks!

"HEY!", he said as he tryed to grab them away.

I raced down stairs to the garage and locked the door behind me.

"LET ME IN OR YOUR DEAD JESSE!", she growled as he pounded on the door.

"You know what i will, AFTER I PLAY YOUR DRUMS", i taunted.

"YOU ARE SO DEAD!", he snarled.

I walked over to his drums and started playing with them. I played it to the tune of Taylor Swift's- "We are never ever getting back together".

I guess i got a little carried away and started singing along.. "I remeber when we broke up( the first time) sayin this is it ive had enough, cuz like we have seen eachother in a month.. when you, said you, need...space. WHAT?

RODRICKS POV

She. was. playing. my. DRUMS!!!!! And i was stuck out here unable to do anything!!!!!! But she was one of the most prettyest girls in vancouver... But she was a bitch. "WAIT... WHATS THAT?!", i thought to myself as i heard someone singing a Taylor swift song.

"....Then you come around again and say baby, i miss you and i swear i'm ganna change..", sang Jesse as she played my drums.