Short Story Collection

The Royal Family? Aliens. Let Me Explain.

**Please Note: This is a work of fiction meant to parody conspiracy-like news articles, the lives of those in the royal family are most likely not portrayed in the following story.**

The members of the royal family are all aliens who have taken the form of humans. This explains their extreme hatred for the newest addition to the gang: Meghan Markle. How could anyone hate this American Beauty? I'll tell you why/how: Aliens.

They are all upset because Prince Harry married a human from America, Meghan Markle. Anyone could potentially be an alien in England, since the aliens in the past have duplicated themselves to make the civilians. However, Prince Harry had to have fallen in love with an American woman. This is a problem for the aliens, because they hadn't been able to spread their species to the colonies before the said colonies revolted.

This would also tarnish the alien's bloodline, and therefore the family hates Meghan Markle. This hatred would go on to force Meghan and Harry to leave the monarchy and flee back to Meghan's land of America. However, this could only end badly for us.

With just one extraterrestrial in our midst, there is no telling how much longer we could be sure that we aren't going to be overrun by them. One moment, you could be going about your day, the next, you could be forced into a cocoon to be used as food. This is why we must force Prince Harry to dump Meghan and rejoin his family of space-people.

Once we have them all rounded back up in England, we can launch the island off of the face of the Earth with the rockets that we have installed underneath it. This will send them back to where they belong in the solar system, and we can finally be free of the extraterrestrial plague on our planet.