I was going to prank Paul Stanley into thinking that someone had sprayed graffiti all over his car.
He was taking a bath and then Eric Singer volunteered to help me with the prank.
"I'll go and get the chalk spray cans. You try and keep him distracted".
I whispered to the Catman, who snickered at how hilarious it was going to be.
In just about ten to fifteen minutes, I had made it back from the joke store with the chalk spray cans.
"We better take the security cameras down so he won't find too soon".
I said to the KISS drummer and he agreed with me.
We both sneaked over to the backyard where Paul kept his outdoor stuff in a storage building.
"Let's see...ohh there it is"!
He picked up the ladder and I helped him carry it to the driveway.
Once he climbed up on the ladder and took the security cameras down, I got to work with pranking Paul.
I shook the can a few times and sprayed some words on the front window.
Im back!
Eric laughed and then picked up a can of green colored chalk spray and made these words on the front passenger door:
Starchild is a bi*ch
Lol 😝
After I made little sqiggly lines and hashtag marks on the rest of the vehicle, Eric got out his cell phone and hid behind the big bush. He was going to film the entire scene.
I ran back inside the house and pretended to be shocked.
"Starchild, get over here right now"!
Paul was relaxing in a nice bubble bath when he heard call for him.
"I'm in the bathtub sweetie, what do you need from me"?
I told him that someone had sprayed graffiti all over his car outside in the driveway.
"Wait...they did WHAT"?!
He was quick to step out of the bathtub and after using a towel to dry off his sexy body, I covered my eyes to avoid seeing him naked.
"Whoever did this to my car will be BIG trouble".
He said to me as he put on his KISS purple and black colored bathrobe.
Once we both got outside, Paul looked like he was having a heart attack.
"God dang it! THAT WAS MY FAVORITE CAR"!
He groaned in frustration.
Meanwhile, Gene and Tommy were out shopping at the city mall when Paul FaceTimed the Demon.
"Hey Paul. What's up"?
Gene grinned.
Tommy Thayer was sitting in the backseat, and then he leaned forward and waved at the frontman.
"Gene, do you have any idea who is responsible for spraying graffiti on my car"?
Paul asked him, and changed the camera on the screen to show what was going on.
"What the f*cking hell"?!
Both Tommy and Gene were mortified to see that someone had vandalized the Starchild's car.
"Do you think it's a prank done by Eric"?
Tommy asked.
"I was going to check the security cameras, but they're gone".
Paul replied, switching the camera back to let them see his face.
I was covering my mouth with my hand as me and Eric started to snicker.
"Paul, look at this".
The Starchild looked over at me and needless to say, he didn't look happy.
"What do you want"?
He grumbled.
I picked up a water hose and started to wash away all the chalk spray from Paul's car.
And then, Gene Simmons and Tommy Thayer arrived on the scene.
"Emily, we need to talk".
Gene said to me, and that's when Tommy saw that all the chalk spray was coming right off.
"Wait a minute, so it wasn't a spray can"?
Paul asked and then he saw Eric coming out of his hiding place.
"Eric, you're supposed to be setting a good example".
Paul spoke to the Catman, face palming.
"I don't know, maybe you need to learn to have some fun every now and then".
I said with a laugh and Eric stuck out his tongue at Paul.
Later on that night, I went to my room to call Vinnie Vincent.
He was happy to hear my voice.
"Hey baby".
I blushed softly with a giggle.
"Hey Vinnie, so you know how Paul used to act like a bitch and a diva towards you back in the day when you were in KISS"?
Vinnie almost wasn't surprised because he still remembered that.
"Yes, I know. What about it"?
I then told Vinnie about the prank that me and Eric Singer did to Paul's car.
"He flipped out and I just wanted to know if you wanted to count that as payback for being treated like cow shit from Paul Stanley"?
Vinnie could hear me laughing, along with Tommy and Eric.
"Sure. That's fine with me".
I was beyond excited.
"Hahahahaha! He said yes guys"!
Tommy just shook his head while laughing and Eric grinned mischievously.
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KISS Oneshots (8)
HumorI've been inspired once again to do another bunch of KISS oneshots. Have fun! Requests are OPEN!
