Platonic time//SeroMina

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  So I'm this one shot, sero will be gushing over Denki, and  how "Denki is straight", Mina is just Mama Mina. Denki snatches her phone and whoops.Hope you enjoy~!
Contains:
—slight angst.
—gay shit cuz duh-
—fluff cuz my bbs are cute-
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Yaoibitch: y didnt u cum to da slepover?

Bondage: wuz jirou dere?

Yaoibitch: duh Pikachu wasn't gon cum without her

Bondage: oh..

Yaoibitch: u gud?

Bondage: wut ever I say stays between us ok?

Yaoibitch: yes I promise bby

Bondage: thats weird stop-

Yaoibitch: but ur my bby boy-

Bondage: just n o

Yaoibitch: just y e s but continue why u didn't cum?

Bondage: come*

Bondage: I didnt come to the party cuz jirou was there.

Yaoibitch: explain.

Bondage: I have a really bad crush on him.

Yaoibitch: OMG YOU LIKE BAKUGOU?

Bondage: bRuH-

Bondage: nO. I like Denki.

Yaoibitch: oh- okay that's cool.

Yaoibitch: but he's in a relationship and he's straight

Bondage: exactly why I said "really bad"

Yaoibitch: tbh I sorta kinda dont ship Jirou and kami-

Bondage: y?

Yaoibitch: cuz I sorta maybe like Jirou and Urarararaararrarararararaka.

Bondage: I think it's just x2 Ra's

Yaoibitch: stfu.

Bondage: back to my problem-

Bondage: hes just so cute and fucking adorable, like I really fucking like him- but hes in love with Jirou.

Bondage: saggy ears looking ass-

Yaoibitch: sosjzjsjjsjxbxjssjzhjzshi

Yaoibitch: SKJOMNSHZJS

Bondage: wuh?

Yaoibitch: YOU LIKE ME?

Bondage: bye-

Yaoibitch: Bro come back it's ight that u like me-
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       The next day.

Yaoibitch: Bby you ok?

Bondage: Do you want the real or fake answer?

Yaoibitch: real.

Bondage: no.

Yaoibitch: well At least Kami didn't get weirded out when he read the messages

Bondage: I'm so dumb. I should've known someone was gonna grab your phone

Yaoibitch: jirou seemed excited? That you liked him, Kami too-

Bondage: explain.

Yaoibitch: they looked happy for you to like Kami, almost as if they planned for this to happen-

Yaoibitch: I just wanna tell you already but I can't :(

Bondage: huh?

Yaoibitch: your so oblivious god. Just walk next to me tomorrow in class.

Bondage: ok?

Yaoibitch: ight ima go fan girl with Hagakare, don't do nun crazy shit

Bondage: no promises-

Yaoibitch: bye bby boy💝

Bondage: bye mom💖

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