A Perfect Wedding (Alphdyne Oneshot)

A Perfect Wedding

He felt those "karen" vibes the moment she walked in. The way she wore herself high, and her snide remark was all he needed to know that she would be a problem.

"So this is the girl," She had spoken with a tone that sounded displeased, tilting her snout up with annoyance.

Oh, it was so on.

Alphys was his, hands down, best friend. When he was asked who his friend was, she was the first person that Sans would speak of without any hesitation. They had a long history together, they were extremely close. Alphys and Sans often had anime nights, often binged on food, and were good friends. Naturally, due to their close friendship, she told him about her Mother.

And by the lord Toby Fox himself, she was worse in person. Alphys had not described her bad enough.

"Yes ma'am, I'm Undyne, your daughters fiance," Undyne had replied, sticking out her hand to shake. "I'm Captain of the Royal Guard and I personally train under Asgore, I ensure you your daughter is in safe hands, she'll be protected and secured financially."

Undyne wanted to impress her, after all she would be her Mother in law. It was her only chance to have a Mother, as hers had died when she was younger. Gerson was accepting of Alphys thankfully, and was amazingly supportive during this.

Which only made Alphys' Mom stick out more.

"Why did you settle for someone training under Asgore instead of getting Asgore himself?" Her Mother had asked, turning to Alphys.

The woman hadn't even taken off her shoes yet and was insulting Undyne, telling Alphys to aim higher for the King himself. The King who, if the woman had taken the time to step inside and see their house, was sitting at the kitchen counter and holding Sans' hand. Who was also gay, like her daughter.

"Because... u-um... I like Undyne!" Alphys stuttered, "She's very nice a-and I like her a-a lot, you'll like h-her too!"

"We'll see."

Since Sans was dating Asgore, he was often involved in Frisk's life, especially with their school problems. It was an odd situation, where Frisk would transfer between Asgore and Toriel, which caused Sans to become their 'Duncle'. And being the Duncle, he was the only one able to handle the school conferences, causing him to encounter plenty of entitled Mothers who reminded him of Alphys' Mom.

But, hey, Sans was a forgiving guy! Well, no, he wasn't. When Sans hated someone, he hated them. But what Sans did was give people chances to prove him wrong. Chances to be decent people. So he didn't say any mean or snide comments when her Mom came into the room, he even shook her hand and introduced himself as Asgore's boyfriend.

They were supposed to have dinner with the woman, Undyne wanted to try to make a relationship work. To Undyne's credit, the girl was trying. She had brushed her hair that morning, took two showers, and even forced herself into a dress even though she despised them. Alphys had even wore some lipstick, even though Sans knew she hated makeup and that it made her skin itch. Undyne didn't mind makeup at least, but she hated how restraining dresses were. How it would hug her chest uncomfortably and be too loose on the bottom, she preferred jeans and t-shirts. Heck, even Papyrus had wrestled Sans into something nicer. Everyone was trying their best to make this work.

Toriel had went all out for their dinner. With the light of the even practically sparkling her meal, she had presented it. Several steaks, chicken, turkey, rolls, green beans, mashed potatoes, and several different types of pies. Sans knew she had been up since six cooking everything, and she had done the math for each meal to make sure everything would be warm when the woman arrived.