NIKOOLAII! Okay im a russian and tried to quit vodka
Im not sure how it will work but ah Richtofen told me the best way to quit drinking is to put it on front of you and resist from drinking it.
I tried it and i got pissed off because takeo kept taking it away from me
Guess who else has a near-broken arm? Me because dempsey kept warning me and i ignored.
REC. FROM NIKOLAI'S BEDROOM.
Richtofen: okay nikolai, see this vodka bottle?
Nikolai: VODDKAA!!
Dempsey: Nikolai stay in your bed and stare at it
Nikolai: Screw you american! Im gonna drink it!
Takeo:Calm down nikolai
*5 minutes passby*
Richtofen:wunderbar! Now you will see us drinking i-
Nikolai: GERMAN PIG IM GONNA DRINK IT!
Dempsey: Nikolai calm down before i put you to the hospital!
Richtofen: finally something i could agree with dempsey..
Nikolai: FUCK YOU ALL IM GON-
Nikolai gets tackled by dempsey
Dempsey: NIKOLAI CALM DOWN MAN! ITS JUST A BOTTLE! TAKEO TAKE IT AWAY!
Nikolai: *punches dempsey on the nose* IM GONNA TAKE THE BOTTLE!!!!
Dempsey *proceeds to almost break his arm*
Richtofen: ARGH DEMPSEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! LEAVE HIM!
Dempsey: well this turned into hell..
Richtofen: ze bottle causes him problems! We tried to take it away but he has a problem!
Dempsey lets try it again tomorrow.. we dont wanna cause him anymore trouble..
END OF REC. IN NIKOLAI'S BEDROOM.
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