Marvel and Spider-man Oneshots

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Peter Parker got a phone call, he was in the middle of class. Mr. Harrington looked at Peter expectantly. 'oh shit' he thought as he picked up his phone. "Peter! This lie has gone far enough, answer 'mr stark' on speaker!" 

flash snickered, "its probably someone pretending, pathetic."

peter sheepishly opened his phone and answered, "hey, youre on speaker right now-" he was cut off by a scream. "dad? whats going on?" a cough echoed from the phone, "hey underoos, i need you to come help. theres a-" but he was cut off by a large 'B O O M' 

peter launched up, "dad what about my identity!" he questioned quickly, his dads response came q u i c k, "ill bring NDAs later, just come on!"

peter sighed, "okay." he hung up and began packing up his stuff. "peter, youre not going anywhere without parental consent!" mr harrington b o o m e d. 

peter kinda just gave him a look, the 'dude-stfu-im-gonna-punch-you' look. Peter, groaned, tapping his wrist. nano tech began enveloping him. his spiderman suit becoming awesome. "youre not spider man! penis! sit down!" flash called angrily.

"gotta go, ill answer questions later. k bye!" he called as he launched out the window, webbing away, leaving a shocked class.