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Peter: WHO ATE MY JELLO BAR??

ned @ peter: are we platonic soulmates?

tony, looking at phil: i would literally die for it

him

why did i say it??


Tony: HELLO

I AM BACK

pepper: HELLO, BACK I AM YOUR LOVE!! :D


peter and ned: *dancing together*

shuri: thats kinda gay man-


clint: WHERES

THE LAMB 

S A U C E E E E E

natasha: i-


peter staring at ned: dude, i can hear your voice in my head fr

MY BRAIN IS MAKING ME SO UPSET WTF

ned being concerned friend: DUDE WHATS WRONG


FRIDAY: hello, steve, i am here

steve: god?


mj: im not talented enough to get my goners past the fourth fret

peter:

peter: g o n e r s-


ned, staring at the wall: sereneade me in your beautiful guitar skills my love

peter: SEDUCES YOU IN GUITAR


bruce: YOU HAVE A TINY LISP

THATS SO CUTE WTF

Tony: i dont have lisp :(

k maybe i do

but like im bullied for it shh


peter: IMAGINE IF I WAS STRAIGHT

tony, gagging


mj: I JUST NEED YOU TO TELL MY WE'RE OKAY, TELL ME WE ARE O K A Y

its called level of concern

its new

twenty one pilots

peter. lying: im not gAy sO


tony. done with bruces shiut: im leaving

bruce: why

i dont wanna be lonely :(

okay ill be lonely

tony: ok hi im here

bruce:its fine

tony, throwing shit: NO FUCK YOU IM H E R E


peter: youre a pup

steve: im a what?

tony: its pet play

steve, v confused: whats that i n v o l v e ??

peter: youre a pup

tony:???

peter: baby?!?


peter, spamming tony with memes:

tony, who was sad: thank you for sending those

i love the cosplay


peterr, bouncing around: YOUR BIRTHDAY IS COMING 

YOUR BIRTHDAY IS COMING

tony, happy: MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING 

SOON 

YES


peter, after tony died: I WOULD LITERALLY DIE FOR HIM

NO CAP

THEY DESERVED BETTER

clint, thinking bout nat: THEY DID I LOVED THEM

I STILL DO


ned, sending photo of teeth man:

mj: teeth man

is sexy

peter, send photo of sad foot man:

shuri: im god


tony: ill be yo ass

steve: k but i posted ont he fan acc

tony: u did

steve:.. i cant tell if thats a question 


bucky, giving steve a box of roccks with the words punk on them:

steve: p e e p


tony and steve hugging:

steve grabbing tonys ass:

tony getting flustered:

natasha a yoai shipper: thats h o t


peter, frowns:

ned: your frown is backwards

peter, smiling: be e t t er?


peter: the avengers broke my ps4

ned: do you like

not have any

thing

peter: i have no thing

mj: thats pathetic


natasha: ur so cute

i love you

wtf

clint: im ugly sis what


loki: how do you know my birthday

PETER: i literally had it on my wall, my mirror and almost always had it on my hand for like 2 months straight so i couldnt forget

loki: awe youre so cute stOP



thor: i made a fan acc :D

loki: 

thor: so uh yeah

loki: OMG

UR LITERALLY

SO AWESOME

I LOVE YOU



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