The Greatest Swordswoman

Worst Date Ever

"When I said disguises, I really just meant wearing their clothes, Straw-hat-ya..." Law told the captain as he looked over at him. Luffy was wearing the marine uniform, but he had also stuffed his shirt with two apples and put the end of a mop on his head.

"The point of a disguise is to not look like yourself, Law-guy." Luffy slightly patronizingly explained to the man. Law really hated that he was right.

"I'm not going as a woman." Law stated clearly. Luffy nodded.

"Right, too many women could be suspicious as well." Luffy rubbed his chin in thought.

"Maybe I can just fashion a mustache..." Law looked around for something he could paste on his face. Meanwhile, Usopp was busy at the mirror with his own transformation. He suddenly turned and puffed out his chest. He had clothed himself in one of Sanji's suits and had drawn his eyebrows into curls.

"Introducing... Hyakuji!" Usopp announced, posing for the others. Chopper and Luffy immediately clapped, amazed.

"Wow, good idea Usopp! You look just like them!" Luffy commended, taking the marker for himself and trying to curl his own eyebrows. "Then I will be... Carl!"

"No, no, Captain. Sanji and his brothers were all named after numbers it seems... Ichiji being one, Sanji being three, and Yonji being four. So, they probably also have another brother named Niji, meaning two. So like me, you should use a number." Usopp explained. Luffy nodded, understanding.

"Well then I'll be zero then, so Reiji." Luffy finished drawing his eyebrows. They were a bit crooked and made him look perpetually angry.

"How about Reiju? It sounds a bit more feminine if you're going as a girl." Robin suggested, one of her arms appearing on Luffy's chest and straightening his mop-hair.

"Good! Alright, infiltration team is ready to go!" Luffy called out as Law had found an empty barrel to hide in.

"Are you sure you can carry me in?" Law asked Usopp who looked insulted.

"Of course Tra-guy! Look at these muscles!" Usopp flexed. Law looked hesitant but got into the barrel, handing his sword to Usopp to carry.

"Alright, we'll head in first! Remember to wait for the signal before you do anything!" Usopp told the others.

"Best of luck!" Nami replied back and waved as the three headed off on the marine ship towards the island.

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Sanji wiped the blood trickling down his chin as he glared over at his blue haired brother, Niji. They had been sparring under the supervision of their father. If they had been fighting on pure skill, it seemed like Sanji would have had the advantage, however the Vinsmoke family used their technological advances to their advantage. Niji wasn't even sweating as he faced his younger brother, floating in the air from his powered boots.

"Is this some sort of stupid pride, eh brother? That you won't use the suit?" Niji asked. They had provided Sanji with a raid suit to boost his power as well, but Sanji kept refusing.

"I don't want to look like a moron." Sanji replied angrily, charging up his leg with flames. The two charged at one another, and Sanji struck his brother with incredible speed. Niji blocked with his arm, but the force still caused him to fly backwards and crash into a tree some distance away. Judge watched the interaction with a blank look on his face. If he was surprised that Sanji actually landed a blow on his brother, he didn't show it.

"Your opponent is down, why aren't you attacking?" Judge asked from the sidelines. Sanji looked over, aggravated at his father.

"Look here, I promised Mom I'd help out but that doesn't mean I'm going to follow all your cruel methods... She said you've changed, but I've yet to see it." Sanji shook his head and then turned, heading back to their castle.