You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like random.
You: a potato just flew past my window
Stranger: wtf
You: but that's okay because a unicorn stabbed it before it could get me
Stranger: ooh thank god it could of hurt u otherwise
Stranger: did u thank thwe unicorn?
You: yes, but i'm not sure it heard me
You: it hasn't had it's hearing test you see
Stranger: ahh that makes sense
Stranger: well at least u said thanks regardless whether it heard it
You: yeah exactly
You: well anyway, are the potatoes where you live a big problem?
Stranger: yeah they are im never safe even in my own home
Stranger: its scary sometimes they hit and they hurt quite a bit
You: omg you haven't updated your potato protection yet?
You: i hate it when i have potato infestations tho
Stranger: yeah the protection is too expensive for me and the infestations are the most annoying thing
You: omg but like you must be covered in bruises
You: are your potatoes the kind that bite?
Stranger: nah theyre not luckily the way they hit u at high speed is bad enough
You: That's true
You: Have you ever thought about dressing up your potatoes like little dolls and playing with them?
Stranger has disconnected.
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Weird Omegle Chats
RandomThe chats I have on Omegle are always so weird, and I needed a place to keep them. These should be pretty entertaining, considering my weirdness. Enjoy! (I got this idea from serendi-pity but a lot of other people are also doing this) Disclaimer: I...
