(A/N: I'm sorry)
It was one regular morning in Bikini Bottom. The sun was starting to rise and the clams were chirping. SpongeBob's alarm went off, and he woke up. He got up from bed and headed towards his window. Admiring the sunrise, he welcomed the day with his signature catchphrase, "I'm Ready!!!". All of a sudden, Squidward bursted through SpongeBob's door and into his room. Spongebob stood in shock as squidward looked him up and down with a smirk across his face. He started directly into SpongeBob's eyes as he slowly and seductively made his way towards him. Once he has centimeters away from SpongeBob's neck(??) he whispered in a deep, husky voice, "You better be baby for what I'm planning after our shift~" And just with that, Squidward left SpongeBob's room through the window (like the bad boy he is) and walked towards his house winking at SpongeBob as he entered his home. Spongebob started feeling his face/body get hot and red. He stood there feeling flustered and yet...scandalous???