Okay so I was tagged by this person called xthat1spazx, so let's do this thing
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1: A photo of you.
Well gosh, if you guys needed my mugshot so bad you could've just asked 😕
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[and before you ask, yes, I was arrested for war crimes. Just don't tell the feds I escaped :>]
2: Your lock screen and home screen.
My lock screen is just a bunch of boring leaves so I'll just show you my home screen:
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It's amazing, I know
3: Your crush.
Hmm, my crush? How about our lovely Lord and savior Jesus Christ??👀👀 (can I get an amen in the chat please)
4: Which country do you live in?
Take a guess, you pieces of junk
*aggressively hurls a fucking moose at you while sipping my timmies*
Nows the part where I tag people. If you're on the list; sorry in advance but not really
Also, as an added note: if anyone ever tags me ever again I swear that I will come to your house and toss you like a gosh darn salad
-Ever
YOU ARE READING
Horribly Generic Tag Book
RandomDidn't want to bother you all by posting tag-chapters on my regular stories,, so we're doing this instead
