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Me:me just bored-

Ryujin:I don't even know why she does this random crap-

Adrianna:I think her writing is unique!

Me:since you two are my guardian, my friends, my siblings and my partners in crime, out of you two apart of me and my sign, Adrianna is the nicest one in my world. And Ryujin is the damn evil and savage killer here, well... Ryujin is a softie sometimes when it's snowy, and Adrianna can be the tough one when it comes you challenge her into a fight, the fight turns into a war-

Ryujin:wait.. where's the LazMinVic trio?

Me:oh yeah... Where are those three? We know we shouldn't let them go- they are Starlines parts! If those three fuse then we're all doomed-

Adrianna:I can't even imagined my own grave...

Me:well um... Since there's nothing I can do, how 'bout you all comment some ships deadline is in Friday. So yeah uh... Bye!!!

*An angry Starlines has been summoned*

Starlines:come here you lil' shits!

*Me dials Riku*

Me:hey Riku? Yes.. Starlines is gonna kill us so get your ass here or else I'll come and wreck your house!

(Riku is Ryujin's genderbend)

Also Me:bye!!! *Stays neutral like always*

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