A Railgun In Fairy Tail, The Soul Slayer Chronicles: Book 6, Love

Ulquiorra's Decision

""OH MY GOD!!!" The door of the hotel room slammed open as Kon somehow managed to kick it open with his tiney plushy feet.

"So many streets.. climbing out of a wastepaper basket!! After so much darn searching!!" Kon screamed. "And where do I find you guys!? SNUGGLING LIKE TEDDY BEARS!!!"

Touma woke with a start as Mikoto got out of the bed and sighed with relief.

"Jeez, I thought we'd lost you.." Mikoto muttered. "How did you get out of there?"

"I'm a stuffed animal! Nobody's gonna pay attention to me!" Kon exclaimed. "Touma Kamijou you selfish prick!! Why couldn't you take me with you when you were busy saving your girl friend!!?"

Touma rubbed his head sheepishly. "Er.. I didn't actually know you were there.. come to think of it..I didn't even know you.. er.. survived.. did you? Or were you recreated?"

"OF COURSE I SURVIVED!!!" Kon screamed. "Why else do you think I'm not treating Mikoto like the most dangerous criminal on Earth!?"

Kon turned to look at Mikoto. "Listen Mikoto, I've been out there for a while, it's a nightmare out there.. everybody seems to be convinced you're some sort of horrible coniving killer.. There's a 1 million yen reward for any information on you.. heck, I saw the news on those tvs outside those stores!! And it's become an INTERNATIONAL incident!! EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD IS AFTER YOU!!!"

"So in this world.. Asgawrath turned everyone against me.. " Mikoto murmured. "I won't be surprised if even the recreated Fairy Tail wants me dead.."

"Don't talk like that.." Touma said. "They wouldn't-"

"You know I'm right Touma.. you've been in this situation before.." Mikoto said shaking her head.

Touma didn't say anything.. he knew Mikoto was right.

"By the way?" said Touma. "So far all the authorities haven't been able to find us in this hotel.. cause it's pretty old and out of the way.. is that how you found us? You suspected we'd try that or something?"

"No actually.." said Kon. "It was weird.. like there was something inside my head telling me where you were.. strange.. for a minute, I even thought I heard Twilight Prankster's voice.."

Mikoto's eyes went wide at this. "You what!?"

"Yeah.. weird huh? Eh? Mikoto, ya look like you've seen a ghost.."

Mikoto shook herself. "I-it's nothing.. I'm probably wrong anyways.. "

"In any case!!" said Kon. "In celebration of me coming back!! I think Mikoto should give me a comforting hug against her modest chest so that I may cry all my sorrows into-"

Before Kon had even finished his sentence, he had been thrown out of the hotel room, and the door locked itself.

"HEY!!!" Kon exclaimed hammering the door with his stuffed paws. "I should report you to the stuffed animal's rights association!!! LET ME IN!!"

Suddenly Kon heard Touma's voice coming from inside the room. "Hey Biribiri.. you can't wear a prison uniform forever, you should probably get out of that outfit.."

Kon's head suddenly went steamy red as his imagination went on a totally misinterpreting overdrive. "OH MY!!! Could this be.... A LOVING COUPLE'S FIRST EXPERIENCE!!!?"

"Yeah you're probably right.." Mikoto's voice came out. "This thing feels more like it was meant to hold a straight jacket then comfort..."

"EEEEEE!!!" Kon jumped up and down. "MUST GET IN!!!!"  Kon flattened himself to the floor and began shoving his plushy stuffed animal body under the door. "Come to me.. sweet Misaka's untamed unseen ripe.."