FISH WIZARD: RAINBOW MAYHEM

OH GOD OH FRICK

FISH WIZARD GUY GOT UP AT 4 AM TO GET HIS COFFEE

HOPEFULLY HE WOULDN'T SEE TAVROS AND GAMZEE MAKING OUT AGAIN

HE WENT TO THE KITCHEN AND OPENED THE CABINET. NO GAMZEES OR TAVROS'S. THANK GOD.

HE GRABBED A MUG AND STARTED TO MAKE HIS COFFEE. HE WOULD ALWAYS ADD DRU- I MEAN.. SOMETHING SPECIAL IN HIS COFFEE BUT HE COULDN'T SEE CORRECTLY AND GRABBED A BAG OF RAINBOW POWDER

HE POURED IT IN HIS COFFEE AND DRANK IT. IT DIDN'T TASTE RIGHT BUT HE WAS HAPPY WITH IT. THEN HE WENT TO DO FISH WIZARD STUFF.

A FEW HOURS LATER SOLLUX WOKE UP AND WANTED TO CHECK ON ERIDAN SO HE WENT TO HIS HIVE AND SAW ERIDAN STANDING THERE WITH HIS WAND. HE LOOKED MAD.

TA: HEY ERIDAN? YOU ALRIGHT BUDDY?

ERIDAN WAS SILENT

TA: ERIDAN...?

SUDDENLY, ERIDAN TURNED AROUND AND SHOT A RAINBOW AT SOLLUX. IT MADE HIM JOLT BACK.

TA: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT???? WHAT DID YOU DO?

CA: skidoo skaday....YOU ARE NOW HELLA GAY

TA: WHAT NO IM HOMOPHOBIC IM NOT IM NOT GAY....but you do look really good WAIT FUCK

CA: HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA

ERIDAN PUSHES SOLLUX OUT OF THE WAY AND GOES TO THE OTHER HIVES LAUGHING AND SCREAMING

TA: OH GOD OH FRICK HE'S GONNA TURN EVERYONE ELSE GAY I GOTTA STOP HIM

WILL SOLLUX SAVE EVERYONE FROM ERIDAN'S WRATH? WILL HE DATE ERIDAN? WILL EVERYONE TURN GAY? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON FISH WIZARD RAINBOW MAYHEM.