Just a quick note: very few of the spoofs I use are original. Their just random ones I have in my head but don't know who originally made them.
Just thought I'd say that before someone in the comments get's mad. I'm not trying to take credit for these.
-Liv
_______________________________________Harry: Daddy, Can you pass the salt?
Draco: *reaches for salt*
James: *reaches for salt*
Draco: .....
James: .....
Lily: .......
Lucious: .....
Snape: .......
Voldemort: ......
The Readers: ......
The entire wizarding world: ......
Obama: ........
Dumbledore: 100 points to Drarry