Muggle-borns Totally Did This

the Yule Ball

So many people are excited about this ball, lots of girls have had dreams about going with the perfect boy, having the perfect night, and getting their perfect first kiss... It does not go according to plan and it's all because of a group of stupid, immature Gryffindor and ravenclaw boys. They somehow rigged up sounding systems to instead of playing slow songs play... The macarena. That's right. The macarena! When the muggle-born population heard the song most of them ran to the middle of the room and started doing the dance... After awhile more and more people joined and after the song ended and a slow song started the girls had hope again... And two songs later that hope was crushed, once again. This time the song was... Drum roll please, YMCA! *Sigh* the purebloods joined in quicker this time, the moves were easier and they were sightly less shocked. And after that... Came...

The hokey pokey.... Then the electric slide, then time warp, then, Mambo no. 5 and it continued with more songs like this and the girls even though they were having fun were absolutely crushed. They only had like 4 slow songs and there was only time for one more song. They had to take off the heels they were wearing, their makeup got ruined because of all the activity, and worst of all they did not get to perfect night with the perfect first kiss.

"I want to thank you all for being such good sports about this! I know some girls will probably kill me and my boys for *speaks in high pitched voice* totally ruining their perfect night" the males laughed at that and some girls had to be held back so they didn't rip off the dude's face. "So to make it up to you... I give you the last song. And just so you know I made this night awesome for a lot of people and even though some are upset I think you had a better time with the fun songs then you would have with the slow ones." Then a slow song played.